Archive for the ‘reviews of movies we haven't seen’ Category
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen: Synecdoche, New York
Having now seen the movie I must admit the knickers, like the performances, were spot on. (note: no knickers)
"If we had lives, what might we be doing?"
It’s almost like in posing this question Dustin was suggesting we DON’T have fascinating fabulous lives. I can’t speak for him. He’s a sad man who loves oatmeal*, a sad man who loves oatmeal who’s also out of town so I don’t think he’s going to see this for a little while, hence I can refer to him as a sad man who loves oatmeal when perhaps that’s not fair, but I am very fabulous and fascinating and I’m currently living three lives that’s how many lives I’ve packed into my one life. You know?
*Oh my motherfucking fuck I just spent one whole lifetime trying to find the myriad blog entries I’d written on the Time Out New York blog about Dustin and his oatmeal when we both worked at there, including a bit of genius when he cheated on his oatmeal with a box of poptarts (I believe it was titled “Who Cries For The Oatmeal?”) but for the life of me I can’t find them. I can’t even find the blog.
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen: He’s Just Not That Into You
Attention, lovers! A special Valentine’s edition of our award-winning segment. (note: not award-winning) (note: yet)
Books Reviews of Books We Haven’t Read: Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers
I’d like to give a big shoutout to everyone who offered ideas for what these types of segments could be, especially Anna David who is magical and can push tears out of her tear ducts.
She and I will return to jointly vlogging soon. I mean, no offense, Dustin.
No really!
Wait, come back! DUSTIN, come back! That came out wrong!
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen: Gran Torino
For the record I’d like to state that I’m not really losing my hair. I mean, yes, hairs fall out, but they’re replaced with new hair that I pull from a carton and tape to my head. Wait, I can’t even joke about this. Basically I shed, which I think everyone does, only because I have black hair you notice it more, especially if we’re playing fetch and I jump up on you and you’re wearing light colored clothing. Also, there’s one more to come, so don’t you worry about the part where Dustin says this is the final installment. Basically he’s just a big fat liar… who can’t whistle.
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen: Revolutionary Road
Dustin and I decided to drop some knowledge on a few films we haven’t seen.
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