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It scares me that I've become this person

However my sister just gave me a thoughtful New Year’s Eve present to help with the Meringue Experiment 2008. Since all pictures are made cuter with Tobey in the background, I just spent far too long on this prize-winning shot. What prize you ask? First place for photos of decorating bags plus Maltese puppies.
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This never happens

After a busy day of making snow angels and doing nothing, I decided to cook and not only am I using the stove but I’m also using the oven. This is officially the first time I’ve used both simultaneously. I’m multitasking!

What am I making you might ask? I’m making paste on the stove and broiling shoes in the oven.

Not really. I’m attempting to make science my bitch by making meringues using only egg whites, cream of tartar, salt, splenda and bee spit and angora wool and thimbles. If I succeed I will be very famous. Just warning you. If I fail I will have created a delicious alternative to styrofoam peanuts.
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