Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend » magic 8 ball http://alisonrosen.com Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:53:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The Daily Alison (Where I’m Your Magic 8-Ball) http://alisonrosen.com/2009/08/the-daily-alison-where-im-your-magic-8-ball/ http://alisonrosen.com/2009/08/the-daily-alison-where-im-your-magic-8-ball/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:23:25 +0000 Alison http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1828

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Dustin sent me this. I had to avert my eyes because I love Magic 8 Balls too much. WHY why why would you put something you love through this? I’m reminded of the time a friend of my sister’s casually asked if he could disassemble the Magic 8 Ball. It didn’t go well for him. Also, everyone knows the blue fluid inside the ball is the same liquid they use to test the absorbancy of tampons! Duh. Also, is absorbancy not a word? Because it’s got a squiggly red line under it suggesting it isn’t. It kind of should be though.

UPDATE: I added the link and apparently absorbency is a word. Absorbancy is not.

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Me: Do you think of me as someone with a chipped tooth? I mean, it’s very slight, but still…
Horny magic 8 ball: Concentrate and make out with me
Me: I beg your pardon!

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Me: Should I wear this shirt today?
Adolescent Magic 8 Ball: Reply hazy, I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN!

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Q: Will today be a good day?
A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?

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