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Who, What, Where, When, Why: Allergy Edition

Written by Alison | March 18th, 2009 at 11:05 am | Comments

Who… handled shellfish?
What… is that scratching post doing over there?
Where… did all these old, dusty clothes come from?
When… did I do a bump of pollen?
Why… does this pudding taste like peanuts and ragweed?

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Who, What, Where, When, Why: St. Patrick’s Day Edition

Written by Alison | March 17th, 2009 at 10:51 am | Comments

Who… keeps pinching me?
What… is a Blarney Stone?
Where… do leprechauns sleep?
When… is the appropriate time to barf green eggs and ham?
Why…. is Steve Miller Band playing?

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Who, What, Where, When, Why: Cruise Ship Edition

Written by Alison | March 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am | Comments

Who… gave me these coconuts?

What… happened on the poop deck?

Where… are my sea legs?

When… did we get married?

Why… is Kathie Lee Gifford winking at me?

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Who, What, Where, When, Why: Worst Case Scenario Edition

Written by Alison | March 16th, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Comments

You always hear about the 5 Ws in journalism. You also hear about a 6th letter, H (How), but I don’t feel like messing around with that letter tonight. Take that, H! You think you’re so cool being the 8th letter of the alphabet. Well I hereby demote you.

Anyway, here are the 5 Ws that would mean things have gone horribly awry.

Who… did I sleep with?

What… did I sign?

Where… did this toe tag come from?

When… did I lose all this blood?

Why… is that gnome winking at me?

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