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Who, What, Where, When, Why: Worst Case Scenario Edition

You always hear about the 5 Ws in journalism. You also hear about a 6th letter, H (How), but I don’t feel like messing around with that letter tonight. Take that, H! You think you’re so cool being the 8th letter of the alphabet. Well I hereby demote you.

Anyway, here are the 5 Ws that would mean things have gone horribly awry.

Who… did I sleep with?

What… did I sign?

Where… did this toe tag come from?

When… did I lose all this blood?

Why… is that gnome winking at me?

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