Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

I think that guy who called in should just move to the city wherever that girl that he’s really in love with lives.
And Alison – can you please stop saying “Aryan boyfriend?!”  Mostly I don’t get tired of you repeating things (all the songs for segments on your show are delightful, plus I ESPECIALLY love your news girl song and it makes me laugh & smile every day I hear it!), but not this one. 

Hottest photo ever.  

I can't imagine why you hate that photo, Alison. I think you look cute as hell.  As usual.

JMOE - look for fart bubbles at the end of the race while swimmers are looking up at scores

Love your show, and your comments on the Adam Carolla show.  BTW we own a farm, and have both cows and horses.  They are fine with each other, no spooning though.   Keep up the fantastic work

Chels and Ali are lovely.  Each summary should include Ali in different themed outfits. Ali going camping. Ali heading out for golf - and so on.

This was a really funny episode, made my morning commute fly by. My favorite podcast on the network thingie, keep up the good work!

I'd guess Alison hates that photo because she thinks her head looks fat. Every photo of my girlfriend, where her head is tilted to one side like Alison's is in that picture, she also thinks her head looks fat and harasses me incessantly to agree with her. And try assuring your own spouse or girlfriend that you don't think she looks fat at all when she insists she does. I know this is effed out standup material but it's effed out for a reason.

Or I could be completely wrong as to guessing what another person thinks when I don't know them at all, and I'm just making a complete ass of myself. This is the safe bet. Either way, the show still rocks.

Great pod!  I look forward to this podcast every week.  Keep chiming in Gary, you rock too!

Allison you are my Max fav. I just want you to love yourself as much as I/we all do. loving yourself just the way you are foes not make you conceded it just makes you a good person. live it love it and it will all come to you in time no-one became a success overnight. You are following a good wheel and you are coming strong every day.

You both look good in the photo. Come on Alison! :)

Hey Alison- Your new spot for Square Space could not have been more timely!  I was literally sitting at a coffee joint cruising the web for an easy CMS when I started your pod; crazy kismet.  Keep up the great work... Chelsea was a great guest!  I always appreciate your wit, your dry sense of humor, and of course, your laugh.  I smile every time I hear that laugh -- even to the point of tearing up sometimes.  It's just infectious.  Even if I'm having a hectic day, it puts me in a better mood!

Best to you, Gary and the gang.  Don't ever zip it.

JT

The Atkins Diet killed Krispy Kreme.

The show was awesome! I want you both to be by new BFFs. And I think Gary is my new crush. 

I have a "is it just me or is it everyone". (I couldn't figure out where would be the most appropriate place to submit it) Here goes...When I use a public restroom, I would rather a person waiting in line sneak a peak under the doors or do a walk-by and get a kind of zoetrope view possibly risk them seeing my panties than to knock on the door because I dislike having to utter "occupied" while I'm concentrating on the pot.

I love you Alison, but I don't even like the concept of NYC.  Mostly I can't stand the way New Yorkers make endless references to the geography of NYC itself (104th street, 48th street, Upper West Side, Lower East Side), but you don't seem to have that habit.  I really enjoyed the fact that Chelsea doesn't miss NYC at all, and also the way she crushed the feminized psuedo-male that called.

You may be at the beginning stages of moving back to New York.  I don't know you, of course, but more than one friend of mine has talked herself into moving back to a place over the course of months or even years.  Picking out the little aspects they missed the most, even while recognizing the negative aspects, is usually how the momentum gets started.  Just a thought. 

Alison, Congratulations on finally having Natalie from The Facts of LIfe on Adams show. You must be beside yourself. 

Haven't listened yet, but just saw this picture.http://www.adamcarolla.com/wp-content...

Negs and Pos? C'mon Alison you're better than that. 

This was one of your best episodes.  It's like the fun and enthusiasm got Super-Sized.  I'd love to hear Chelsea Peretti pop on by on a regular basis, like Dr. Drew does on Adam's podcast.  You guys have some great comedy chemistry going.

She was totally in the pilot of Louie.

Allison, You always look good !  Crazy girl.

Chelsea Peretti.  Was.  Fantastic.   I need to date her just so I can piss her off and hear her berate me dry, mean and witty comments.  As in (to Nick the big pussy):  "It feels like you probably cry a lot."  Heh.   Nick needs a TON more of that.   He's totally going to be wearing shortsleeve button-down shirts with short, plain maroon ties and grey Haggar slacks unless someone reboots that squishy fuck.  And fast.

this is driving me nuts. in the ARIYNBF theme song there is a phrase that i can't understand. its really unsatisfying having an unfinished song in my head all the time

"alison rosen, alison rosen is your new best friend
alison, alison with her the good times never end.. 
alison rosen.. doin the ????????
someone please help me.

doing the wavy pencil thing again.

If you look at the drawing of her that represents the show, she has a wavy pencil in her hand.  This is an inside joke about her waving a pencil up and down to make it look like it is bending.

 quite possibly it's...

doing the... lazy gentle France ... mui bien!

 maybe it's...

doing the... crazy menstrual cramps AGAIN!!!

 doing the... weighty pretzel trance and Ben!!

Hey.... I thought Alison was gonna start wearing some color? Gary Bear! Is this your fault??

I for one like the picture -- looking beutiful as always!

Please tell your caller to stop being a little bitch, he's obviously gay so he just needs to stop screwing up chicks heads and jump on the dick. I hate morons!!

So beautiful, no wonder the terrorists hate us!