Archive for August, 2010
See me on TV Guide Channel August 15th
I’ll be awkwardly molesting you through your TV screens on August 15th at 8pm on the TV Guide Channel’s History of Sex. Followed by the History of Awkwardly Avoiding Eye Contact and the History of Screening Your Calls. Throw a viewing party and invite me! I won’t make it, but at least I’ll feel popular.
Lunchtime interview #2: Kara Dennison; nugget lover, theft victim
Today we caught up with the lovely Kara Dennison, 29, who lives and works in Newport News, Virginia, as an editor for a news website. Kara tried to order a tuna melt for lunch today but accidentally received dick sandwich, hold the bun. She ended up going to Chick-fil-A. Read on for details!
Not a tuna melt
That isn’t a tuna melt.
Kara: It’s not. I ended up getting Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets and waffle fries and some Dr. Pepper.
I’ve never been to a Chick-fil-A but I hear it’s amazing.
It’s great. The only problem is it’s not open on Sundays and that’s always when you get the craving.
Why Sunday?
It’s just the way it works. Naturally you want it on the day it’s closed. Read the rest of this entry »
Lunchtime interview #1: Kristan, Subway hater; meat purist
I used to do a column where I’d interview co-workers about their lunch. It was possibly the most popular thing I ever did, which is weird. Still, I’ve decided to give the people what they want by bringing it back. The column needs a name though. Ideas? When I did it on the TONY blog I used to call it “Hey… You Gonna Eat That?” but I feel like a fresh name might be in order. Or maybe not. Anyway, here’s the first one. Read it with a side of ranch.
Today we’re chatting with the lovely Kristan Sydboten, 22, who’s a hairstylist in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and who, according to her Twitter bio, is “smarter than you think.” Apparently so because she gamed the system by sending in a photo of her friend’s lunch instead of her own! Shifty!
Not Kristan’s Lunch
Alison: So wait, you didn’t eat this Chinese food?
Kristan: No, I had Subway. Do you want me to pretend I ate her lunch? Read the rest of this entry »
RECAP: Mad Men, Season 4, Ep 2, Christmas Comes But Once A Year
Sally dreams of a burger
The episode begins with the faux Drapers (Betty, the three kids and that senator/congressman/whatever he is guy) at a Christmas tree farm. I’m excited that in the dead of summer we’re watching something Christmasy because I like Christmas. You know who else likes Christmas? Read the rest of this entry »
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