Sunday’s ARIYNBF will be an effervescent fizzy affair and I mean that quite literally as Yami and I (and perhaps DUSTIN) will be drinking various carbonated beverages to see which makes for the most immediate belch. (I imagine we’ll also be grading said burps qualitatively).
Now I know what you’re thinking: that’s brilliant! Thank you, I agree. See, the way it came to me was last night I took a sip of Diet Root Beer and had a near instantaneous reaction. Then I wondered what it was about Diet Root Beer that’s so predictably burpy. Then I contacted Yami who said she’d be honored to belch on my show.
By the way, I’m quite aware that I may drive people away with this segment however I can’t help myself. It’s just good entertainment and also, it will be fun right up until the point one of us accidentally barfs.
Also? All the other amazing stuff which you have come to love including fan phone call and Just Me Or Everyone and Dating Experiment and Deleted Tweets and me shooting myself out of a cannon.
Also, I just added a little album on the show’s FB page for show sponsors. Go there and take a gander, won’t you?
And completely unrelated, Dustin recently reminded me of this humor-piece I wrote about why you should be grateful to be poor. Click it if you want to be mildly amused!
The thought of beautiful women belching appeals to my baser instincts! It will be interesting to see if the woman that couldn’t eat a cookie in one bite, feels comfortable belching out a wet hairy one!
The thought of beautiful women belching appeals to my baser instincts! It will be interesting to see if the woman that couldn't eat a cookie in one bite, feels comfortable belching out a wet hairy one!
Burps are good. The more burps the better!
But I think you may need something a little stronger than diet A&W for Dustin. Remember his nickname is Drunk Dustin and you can’t get drunk on A&W. Don’t think I haven’t tried!
Burps are good. The more burps the better!
But I think you may need something a little stronger than diet A&W for Dustin. Remember his nickname is Drunk Dustin and you can't get drunk on A&W. Don't think I haven't tried!