Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

"I'm allergic to alcohol but somehow I relate to this story a lot......."

I once dated a bartender in Eugene, Or with hazel eyes, auburn hair, and a willowy frame. In spite of her ladylike physique, she possessed an atypical penchant for manly pursuits like motorcycles, tattoos, hunting and outdoor sports. In fact she once kicked my ass in Indian wrestling. One of my favorite memories with her was when my Aerostar broke down in the middle of the road congested with busy traffic (still embarrassing to this day) . Since I didn't know anything about spark plugs and radiators, I was totally clueless to what I had to do in the situation. Luckily her working place was at close proximity to the location where I was left stranded and the time it transpired was about the same time her shift was over. She found me there irresolute with myself and gave me a lift on her V8 diesel and called her brother who so happened to be an owner of the nearest road service operator. It was a long afternoon that would have been longer if it weren't for her valuable company. I wonder if any of you other followers who had girlfriends can beat that.

Erretech should talk to her and just keep it light until he gets a better feeling that she's actually interested in him. However, in the future, I'd advise against eating the calamari salad before he speaks to her. Just a tip.

OK, as for Erratech , yes bartender chics will play "the game" in which to keep your butt planted as to buy more drinks. I know my sister was a bartender she did it all the time. But she did date some guys from her work so you never know. So my advice ask her out. Tell her if she doesnt go out with you you'll burn Utica to the ground. As for the brothers only a hotdog eating contest could solve this. Its not actually how much you eat rather it is who enjoys a weiner in the mouth more than the other. the one who does is clearly "iffy" about being with girls and therefore is the loser. I hope this helps.

I was there for these questions! I said for him to go for it but I guess it depends on how much Leo's brother likes this girl.

Talking to the bartender like a human being might help. Try to make an actual connection than just "sexy eyes". "Sexy eyes" sounds like something you'd do in a club to someone you want to take a quick trip to the bathroom with(if you know what I mean). If you actually like the chick, then, talk to her like any other woman you like. Sooner or later you would find out what time she has free and see if she's interested in getting together either after her shift or a day she's off.

Fried calamari is great.

Anyway, I think the guy should talk to the bartender, instead of making "sexy eyes" -- which I looked up on Wikipedia, because I don't know what that is. Just make sure she's not busy serving a lot of people.

Do you have a show every Monday, or was this a special occasion?

Bartenders are always getting hit on, it's a drag. He should try to make friendly, not flirty conversation when business is slow to get to know her better. If he really thinks they click, be direct and ask her out. Not being a drunk a-hole should be a given.

Yeah, no one loves a drunk a-hole!