Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

This is the last time, I promise.

Written by Alison | March 21st, 2010 at 10:24 am | Comments

Some of you have wondered about the placement of the dot com. I own the whole long URL but haven’t done anything with it yet (other than whip society up into a frenzy regarding the identity of their new best friend, as revealed in this logo). In other news, I just woke up. It’s pretty hard to feel good about yourself when you get up after 1pm. In my defense, it’s 10am on the west coast which is where I was born so with some fancy logic I think I could convince a child that I’m still on CA time. Are there any children reading this? Let me know and I’ll watch my language and also explain why I woke up so late. The real reason though is because of the herd of buffalo roaming back and forth outside my window which I discovered isn’t a herd of buffalo at all, but a metal sheet in the street which cars insist upon driving over creating this big warbling buffalo-esque shaky sound not unlike the way sound effect artists make it sound like it’s raining. Only if there were doing that outside my window, it would be raining buffalo.

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  • aNonymous
    "If you want to allay the disturbance caused by the ongoing rush of Buffalo in your vicinity, perhaps you should get a Native American friend to do the job for you......."
  • boinkity
    I'm not gonna do it! I refuse to do any more of your work without proper compensation! Where are my health benefits? I want a 401k! I'm on strike!!!

    (I like the one with the duck)
  • TrappDog
    It's really tough, but I think I prefer eyes open. I like the new additions.
  • skippertten
    It just seems that with all these accessories (the duck, wavy pencil, goofy glasses) the sheer beauty of the subject and the message is diluted.
  • Bottom one. Thanks for the .com info, it makes more sense now. There's always ariynbf.com! Watch, someone just registered that domain name after reading this.
  • Eyes closed, looks more like you're having fun.
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