Comments on: Cute puppies with zero news value http://alisonrosen.com/2010/02/cute-puppies-with-zero-news-value/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Wed, 23 May 2012 17:54:53 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2010/02/cute-puppies-with-zero-news-value/comment-page-1/#comment-9459 Anonymous Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:55:01 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=2749#comment-9459 "tales of Bloodcurdling mutts can never top this story provided by this link.<br><br><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand....%22" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand...."</a> “tales of Bloodcurdling mutts can never top this story provided by this link.

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]]> By: ASchroederIV http://alisonrosen.com/2010/02/cute-puppies-with-zero-news-value/comment-page-1/#comment-9444 ASchroederIV Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:18:49 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=2749#comment-9444 Had a dog like that demon spawn on the right once. He was the cutest animal I'd ever seen. Oh how we laughed and played. Then one night I came home and my girlfriend was missing. All of her stuff was gone. There was even a goodbye letter on the counter top. But I know better.<br><br>I was way too good of a boyfriend for her to just leave. It was that damn dog. He killed her. He killed her and stashed her body and all of her belongings, and then wrote out a detailed goodbye letter. I figured it out because of the bloody paw print on the bottom of the letter. When I warned my friends of this evil, they all laughed and said it was not blood, that it was probably just ketchup from the left over plate of french fries on my counter top. I know better. It's all a cover up. And they are no longer my friends.<br><br>Alison, steer clear of that fur ball on the right. No good can come from him, no good at all. Had a dog like that demon spawn on the right once. He was the cutest animal I'd ever seen. Oh how we laughed and played. Then one night I came home and my girlfriend was missing. All of her stuff was gone. There was even a goodbye letter on the counter top. But I know better.

I was way too good of a boyfriend for her to just leave. It was that damn dog. He killed her. He killed her and stashed her body and all of her belongings, and then wrote out a detailed goodbye letter. I figured it out because of the bloody paw print on the bottom of the letter. When I warned my friends of this evil, they all laughed and said it was not blood, that it was probably just ketchup from the left over plate of french fries on my counter top. I know better. It's all a cover up. And they are no longer my friends.

Alison, steer clear of that fur ball on the right. No good can come from him, no good at all.

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