Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

"So Conan is settling on making Jeans for a living during a hiatus from showbiz making Ice-T a luckier guy. Am I hearing that right anyone ????....."

Conan?

Breaking News: “Ted Goodlove’s Final Blog Post”

Yes, I’m afraid you read this headline correctly ladies and gentlemen. I received an offer for a new job that I can’t turn down. It’s very exciting but due to the nature of the work, I am going to stop blogging & tweeting. I hope everyone understands…it wasn’t you, it was me….you didn’t change, I did….and frankly Scarlett, I don’t…(oh never mind)

Before I leave, I want to say a few goodbyes:

Joe: I think you have the best sense of humor and I apologize for anything I may have said or wrote that offended you. Take care!

Boink: If I had a little brother, he’d act just like you….Stay cool!

Trapp: I won’t forget the “Let’s Drink” song you created…great stuff and keep on rocking it!

Proto: Take care of those adorable kids of yours and I hope you make the most of your education.

Chi_Mike: Stay safe my brother and I would have been honored to be the recipient of your tazer darts.

Michael from Louisiana: Whatever happened to you?

To the rest of the fan community, treat Alison well, she deserves it….also for gosh sakes, make a donation to her PayPal account you cheap bastards!

Alison (Miss Booya, Ro Ro, A-Pop) Rosen: Well kid, it’s been a fun ride. Somehow fate led me to your blog during a rough time in my life. During that time, I was still suffering from a major tragedy and dealing with injuries and transitions….then without looking for it or expecting it, your wonderful writing entered my life. You entertained me…you put a daily smile on my face and offered a virtual place where I could explore my “creative” writing style….very “creative” writing. You will always hold a special place in my heart and I have no doubt you will achieve all your goals…..and YES, you do make me nervous but in a fun way!

Lastly, I want to say that during the last two years, I may have developed into a RosenFan, but I’m leaving here today a RosenFriend!

Ted B. Goodlove,
Alison Rosen Fan Club President (Honorably Retired)

P.S. – I still want an invitation to the Fan Club Luncheon so I can get my dance!

He will be back... they always comeback! He's just trying to stay away. He can't!

Thanks for the support Boink! My RosenFan Addiction Counselor will be disappointed in me. However, I was flipping around the channels last night and BAM guess who's on my TV...none other than "the" Alison Rosen on Red Eye.... and it compelled me to post again! Glue trap is an understatement.

I knew you'd be back you little tease!

Okay, I appreciate the private messages and the kind words…I will happily retain my title as Fan Club President. However, keep in mind that in a few weeks; I will be leaving for about 3 months (weekends off). During my absence, the Fan Club Board of Elders will be in charge. At least this experience showed everyone I’m willing to make a complete ass of myself and still be here….and you all know how I feel about you! Damn it, I hate showing my cards! Plus, I didn’t want Joe’s monster wedgie…he’s brutal, so I’ve heard.

Good to have you back, Mr. President. And if you EVER think of leaving again, just look at this picture and think of me: http://tinyurl.com/u4ytk

P.S. I didn't mean to call you a big poo-poo head. In our family it's a term of endearment.

Since my friendship with Ted and Joe is about to end here, I just want to take this opportunity to say how much I've appreciated it while it lasted!

Here is my first attempt at a Red Eye-ish Robot Theater, except it is with super heroes, and it is Ted and Joe discussing Ted's intention to resign as the Alison Rosen Fan Club President!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watc...

I'm out so I haven't had a chance to view this video yet but just want to say that all this talk of things ending is making me sad! I feel like Peter Pan, but in the pre-MJ noncreepy way.

Don't worry! It's a happy movie! And we're not going anywhere! We're with you all the way!

Very funny video! Nicely done.

I should probably give credit where credit is due -- one of my nieces called me a "poo-poo head" once. Young children have such keen insight.

Awesome! That's my 2nd Xtranormal appearance...and don't we all agree that I deserve an Oscar for my portrayal of a female mad scientist!?!?! It's obvious you had some casting difficulties because my voice is much deeper and sexier than that. Great video Trapp, hilarious actually!

If Alison is Peter Pan than does that make me Wendy? Oh these internet relationships can be so confusing!
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On a serious note, while performing my Buddha Meditation on top of an ancient temple today, I came up with an interesting RosenFan idea...My biggest yet! I'm going to explore the concept tonight...if it seems feasible, I'll enlist the board members support...because you guys are far more talented than me. I'm just the idea guy!

Does anyone think that President Obama would approve of his thread being hijacked into Poo Poo and Lotion discussions?

Ted, you big poo-poo head, get back here right now and start posting messages again. And start Twittering too. Ok, I admit I don't feel as strongly about the Twittering part, but you have to keep posting on Alison's blog.

Dammit, I mean it! If you don't, I'm going to hunt you down and give you the biggest God-damn wedgie of your life. Do you hear me, mister? It'll make a tasering from Chi-Mike feel like a walk on the beach with a bunch of topless cheerleaders.

Come on now, I'm serious. Forget about the rest of us if you want, but don't let Alison down. She's depending on you for support. One loyal RosenFan lost is one too many. Just because you have some new fancy-smancy job doesn't mean you can just stop posting stuff.

If you need to take a few days or a week off, fine. I've done that myself. But we all expect to see you back here soon -- and on Ustream Wednesday nights too.

DON'T GO!!! I'm so depressed. If Alison wasn't going to be on Red Eye tonight, this day would be a total loss! Don't think we'll stop talking about you in your absence! You ain't gettin' off that easy! Peace.

Was I the only one that was distracted by the jeans that Coco made?

I bet Michaele Salahi is jealous!

If the Salahis show up on this page, we will know there's been a security breach. And that there's a party going on.

The Salahis can only DREAM of appearing on ARIYNBF. They're not nearly classy enough!

That is so typical of him. Like he thinks he's the President, or something.

I KNOW!

I thought you looked very Presidential last night Alison! Total kudos to Skawt for getting you that awesome camera! Now, I think the resolution / quality will look great on my BIG screen.