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	<title>Comments on: But I prefer Japanese straightening!</title>
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		<title>By: Ted_Goodlove</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8795</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted_Goodlove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love you guys! Even Joe...just not so much all the time!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love you guys! Even Joe&#8230;just not so much all the time!</p>
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		<title>By: boinkity</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8794</link>
		<dc:creator>boinkity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He has mayonnaise on his genitals... he&#039;ll be better when he get&#039;s mustard there too.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That&#039;s sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He has mayonnaise on his genitals&#8230; he&#39;ll be better when he get&#39;s mustard there too.</p>
<p>That&#39;s sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!</p>
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		<title>By: alisonrosen</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8793</link>
		<dc:creator>alisonrosen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ted, I hope you feel better soon!</description>
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		<title>By: Ted_Goodlove</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8792</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted_Goodlove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!</description>
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		<title>By: Ted_Goodlove</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8503</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted_Goodlove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love you guys!</description>
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		<title>By: boinkity</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8501</link>
		<dc:creator>boinkity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He has mayonnaise on his genitals... he&#039;ll be better when he get&#039;s mustard there too.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That&#039;s sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He has mayonnaise on his genitals&#8230; he&#39;ll be better when he get&#39;s mustard there too.</p>
<p>That&#39;s sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!</p>
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		<title>By: alisonrosen</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8500</link>
		<dc:creator>alisonrosen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ted, I hope you feel better soon!</description>
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		<title>By: Ted_Goodlove</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8499</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted_Goodlove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#39;m sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!</p>
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		<title>By: boinkity</title>
		<link>http://alisonrosen.com/2009/12/but-i-prefer-japanese-straightening/comment-page-1/#comment-8498</link>
		<dc:creator>boinkity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read &quot;general malaise&quot; as &quot;genital mayonnaise&quot; and started to think to myself, &quot;WTF is genital mayonnaise?&quot; Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read &#8220;general malaise&#8221; as &#8220;genital mayonnaise&#8221; and started to think to myself, &#8220;WTF is genital mayonnaise?&#8221; Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I&#039;d like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It&#039;s on video somewhere. The only reason we haven&#039;t moved yet is because I&#039;ve been looking for the perfect oceanfront home. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well the good news is I finally found it: &lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;OK so it&#039;s only 2 rooms and there&#039;s no running water. There&#039;s a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there&#039;s a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We&#039;ll be spending a lot of time of the beach because of my claustrophobia.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I&#39;d like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It&#39;s on video somewhere. The only reason we haven&#39;t moved yet is because I&#39;ve been looking for the perfect oceanfront home. </p>
<p>Well the good news is I finally found it: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn</a></p>
<p>OK so it&#39;s only 2 rooms and there&#39;s no running water. There&#39;s a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there&#39;s a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.</p>
<p>Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We&#39;ll be spending a lot of time of the beach because of my claustrophobia.</p>
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