Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Announcements

Written by Alison | December 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm | Comments

Hey everyone. I have many important announcements.

1) Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Mine was good save for the marshmallow disaster which I will surely tell you about one day over a warm mug of Postum or perhaps at our next slumber party.

2) Okay this next tidbit is going to hurt a little bit however because I’ll be aloft in an airplane tomorrow night there won’t be a Ustream show. I realize this is going to throw a monkeywrench into your Wednesday night. Blame the laws of physics, I know I do.

3) But wipe away your tears because perhaps I will reschedule that show as a surprise.

4) But it’s possible I won’t in which case the next show will be the following Wednesday and boy howdy, it’ll be a doozy. Seriously.

5) I think I’d be remiss if I didn’t make my somewhat predictable vacation apology for not writing more often. All sorts of merriment and whimsy has been happening around me, I mean, I’m practically Patient Zero for whimsical merrymaking and I’ve been tracking it on Twitter. I doubt anyone reading this isn’t following me on Twitter but if you aren’t, go check that action because there’s all sorts of delightful ephemera over there including photos. In other news, I know big words. So but anyway what I wanted to say was once I get back to New York I’ll be returning to the regularly scheduled pith and mirth you’ve grown accustomed to.

6) Anything else? Hm.

7) I guess not.

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  • Ted_Goodlove
    I didn't post this question under your coaching / services tab because I didn't wish to make a mockery of that thread but do you give guitar lessons? I bought a guitar and amp and a DVD "basic guitar for dummies" but I can't figure this shit out.

    I'm willing to pay your hefty fees but I do expect to be a "Rock God" after a few lessons!
  • TrappDog
    That was awesome, Ted. I think perhaps you're already a Rock God!
  • Ted_Goodlove
    BREAKING NEWS:

    I just got a transcript of the Alison Rosen Ustream show that didn't happen tonight:

    Alison: "Hey guys...can you see me"
    Joe: Yes, hold up a finger...okay not the middle finger
    midget87: You look jaundiced
    Alison "really do I look yellow, Oh my god you guys it's the lighting...I'm telling you it's the lighting"
    bustygirl21: Nice Hair Alison
    Alison "thanks bustygirl....I agree" (As Alison fondles her hair)
    Boink: bewbies
    Alison "Boinkity wants to talk about bewbies everyone"
    Joe: Huh, really....wait there are children present, we can't!!!!!! That would be a violation of the IPHONE LAW
    Chi_Mike: Jon Gosselin deserves the death penalty
    Tedd: No Kate does!
    Joe: How was the visit home Alison?
    Alison "It was great but I'm so glad to be back but it was great but I'm glad I'm baaaack (as Alison plays with her hair and makes funny faces into the camera)
    Boink: Bewbies
    Paula Abdul: Are you famous?
    Alison "Why yes and you aren't b%$#"
    Ted: Alison you look so beautiful....wanna go out?
    Prototype: Is that Bobo you are wearing?
    Alison "No but I think this shirt needs a name....let's name it guys...shall we?"
    Toddrod: Bewbies
    Ted: Name it Ted
    Joe: Name it Ravishing Raven
    Alison "Oh Joe, my star crossed internet lover, once again you have the best name.....everyone...attention everyone...it's now called Ravishing Raven"
    Trappdog: Okay nobody in the chat ask Alison if she was in a band alright.....just don't do it....we all know she was alright...Alison was the Clapton of her Band
    Alison "Thanks Trapp but I also play the drums"
    Trappdog: Sorry my bad
    Joe: Alison Alison Alison...LimpBoy10 is acting up in the chat
    Alison "Really...I'll ban your little ass LimpBoy...test me limpy" Electronic voice "Goodbye"
    Ted: Want to got out?
    Ted: Alison smokes pot!
    Boink: Bewbies
    Prototype: Burrito wants to play with Tobey
    Alison "Okay Ted....stop calling me a stoner...alright!?!?! Guys do I need to ban Ted?"
    Joe: There are children present....geez people clean up your act...do not speak of this devil weed around the kids
    Alison "What else should we talk about?"
    Boink: Bewbies
    Chi_Mike: I'd tazer that bastard Jon Gosselin
    Joe: Mike please don't use profanity....think of the impression we are making on the children
    Ted: Wanna go out Alison?
    BadBreathGirl42: Alison I think you are cool
    Alison "Thanks BadBreathGirl we have something in common.....well guys, I think that's it for tonight....I love you, goodnight"
  • This is hilarious. I was laughing out loud when I read it last night. LOLing even. LOLZing, if you will!
  • boinkity
    I was totally cracking up too. I was just a little embarrassed that Ted seemed to find the essence of who I am to such great detail.
  • Joe
    WOW... I know I sleep-walk on occasion but I didn't realize I sleep-chat too!

    Obviously a good time was had by all. Does anyone have BadBreathGirl42's email address???
  • boinkity
    Bewbies
  • Ted_Goodlove
    I feel your pain Boink....I feel your pain!
  • boinkity
    Bewbies
  • anonymous
    "Does the flight crew not allow you to do U-stream shows on board ? Didn't know stewardesses can be so bitchy......"
  • boinkity
    I want a turkey sandwich.... mmmmm
  • Ted_Goodlove
    I want a burrito....Tick tock tick tock
  • Ted_Goodlove
    Can't you just Ustream from the plane? I have tomorrow off but work next Tues and Wed! Oh well, it's better this way....Joe would just pick on me anyway! Travel safe Ro Ro!
  • Joe
    Pssssst, Alison.... you should just say that this week's show is being preempted because of the President's Afghanistan speech. That works for all the other major broadcast networks.

    Have a great flight! Here's hoping you won't have to sit next to this guy: http://tinyurl.com/yjvfxqw

    I came across a poem that I wanted to post. I wish I could take credit for it, but you can tell I didn't write it because it's too good:

    If love was a raindrop, I'd send you a shower
    If hope was a minute, I'd send you an hour
    If happiness was a leaf, I'd send you a tree
    If you ever need a friend, you'll always have me

    Pass it on!
  • Last time I combined pith and mirth it resulted in a night in jail and a bucket filled with bodily fluids, not all of them were mine.
  • TerrenceCheek
    I hope that you have a safe an awesome flight, an I'm so sad to read that it will be know show on Wednesday :-( I guess I will haft to check out Ashton Kutchers fantasy football show tomorrow, 'How bout them Cow Boys' lol just kidding :-)'s can't wait till the next show though Rosen yay :-)'s.
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