Although I'm not a medical doctor and don't play one on TV, it sounds to me like you have a charlie horse. In your neck. Yes, a charlie horse in your neck. Technically it's called Cervical Spondylosis of the Sternocleidomastoid Muscle.
Therefore you should apply ice. No, wait… apply heat. No, ice. No, heat. Try a lukewarm shower.
And just remember the old saying that you should starve a charlie horse. Or is it feed a charlie horse? Just limit your diet to hay and oats. And one Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait every afternoon.
Hey, I bet “puppies on the beach” is a code word for Ted B. Goodlove sun tanning on a beach in an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot speedo and all greased up with thick lotion…body hair everywhere! Serious you guys…look at the tape again, when she closes her eyes and says “puppies…” It's a code word for Ted damn it…a code word! Whatever…
Although I’m not a medical doctor and don’t play one on TV, it sounds to me like you have a charlie horse. In your neck. Yes, a charlie horse in your neck. Technically it’s called Cervical Spondylosis of the Sternocleidomastoid Muscle.
Therefore you should apply ice. No, wait… apply heat. No, ice. No, heat. Try a lukewarm shower.
And just remember the old saying that you should starve a charlie horse. Or is it feed a charlie horse? Just limit your diet to hay and oats. And one Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait every afternoon.
Hey, I bet “puppies on the beach” is a code word for Ted B. Goodlove sun tanning on a beach in an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot speedo and all greased up with thick lotion…body hair everywhere! Serious you guys…look at the tape again, when she closes her eyes and says “puppies…” It’s a code word for Ted damn it…a code word! Whatever…
You might have a cold. Feeling tired, pain in the neck, etc. Of course, I'm assuming it's a different pain in the neck than the usual ones, Joe, Ted, Proto, Boink, me…
You might have a cold. Feeling tired, pain in the neck, etc. Of course, I’m assuming it’s a different pain in the neck than the usual ones, Joe, Ted, Proto, Boink, me…
(In my hillbilly accent) Alison, don't be listening to Joe now….we all know he's had medical malpractice lawsuits against him in 32 of these United States…it's a well known fact that Mocha Almond Fudge is the only treatment for a boo boo on yo neck!
(In my hillbilly accent) Alison, don’t be listening to Joe now….we all know he’s had medical malpractice lawsuits against him in 32 of these United States…it’s a well known fact that Mocha Almond Fudge is the only treatment for a boo boo on yo neck!
Hopefully, it will restore Alison's faith in me, that I caught up on last week's ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight's. Be there, people! It's the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She's obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone's likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn't watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don't think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she's ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
Hopefully, it will restore Alison’s faith in me, that I caught up on last week’s ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight’s. Be there, people! It’s the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She’s obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone’s likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn’t watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don’t think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she’s ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
Hopefully, it will restore Alison's faith in me, that I caught up on last week's ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight's. Be there, people! It's the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She's obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone's likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn't watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don't think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she's ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
Although I'm not a medical doctor and don't play one on TV, it sounds to me like you have a charlie horse. In your neck. Yes, a charlie horse in your neck. Technically it's called Cervical Spondylosis of the Sternocleidomastoid Muscle.
Therefore you should apply ice. No, wait… apply heat. No, ice. No, heat. Try a lukewarm shower.
And just remember the old saying that you should starve a charlie horse. Or is it feed a charlie horse? Just limit your diet to hay and oats. And one Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait every afternoon.
You're such a goof!
Hey, I bet “puppies on the beach” is a code word for Ted B. Goodlove sun tanning on a beach in an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot speedo and all greased up with thick lotion…body hair everywhere! Serious you guys…look at the tape again, when she closes her eyes and says “puppies…” It's a code word for Ted damn it…a code word! Whatever…
Although I’m not a medical doctor and don’t play one on TV, it sounds to me like you have a charlie horse. In your neck. Yes, a charlie horse in your neck. Technically it’s called Cervical Spondylosis of the Sternocleidomastoid Muscle.
Therefore you should apply ice. No, wait… apply heat. No, ice. No, heat. Try a lukewarm shower.
And just remember the old saying that you should starve a charlie horse. Or is it feed a charlie horse? Just limit your diet to hay and oats. And one Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait every afternoon.
You’re such a goof!
Hey, I bet “puppies on the beach” is a code word for Ted B. Goodlove sun tanning on a beach in an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot speedo and all greased up with thick lotion…body hair everywhere! Serious you guys…look at the tape again, when she closes her eyes and says “puppies…” It’s a code word for Ted damn it…a code word! Whatever…
“Puppies on the beach”? Where the heck did that come from?
Just holler at some Bengay, rub it all over yo neck, and keep yo neck upright. Heat is the way to go.
– The Notorious PTD
“Puppies on the beach”? Where the heck did that come from?
Just holler at some Bengay, rub it all over yo neck, and keep yo neck upright. Heat is the way to go.
– The Notorious PTD
You might have a cold. Feeling tired, pain in the neck, etc. Of course, I'm assuming it's a different pain in the neck than the usual ones, Joe, Ted, Proto, Boink, me…
You might have a cold. Feeling tired, pain in the neck, etc. Of course, I’m assuming it’s a different pain in the neck than the usual ones, Joe, Ted, Proto, Boink, me…
(In my hillbilly accent) Alison, don't be listening to Joe now….we all know he's had medical malpractice lawsuits against him in 32 of these United States…it's a well known fact that Mocha Almond Fudge is the only treatment for a boo boo on yo neck!
(In my hillbilly accent) Alison, don’t be listening to Joe now….we all know he’s had medical malpractice lawsuits against him in 32 of these United States…it’s a well known fact that Mocha Almond Fudge is the only treatment for a boo boo on yo neck!
“TOP searches: Sammy Sosa, MOdern warfare 2, Elizabeth Lambert, ALison's Neck…..”
“TOP searches: Sammy Sosa, MOdern warfare 2, Elizabeth Lambert, ALison’s Neck…..”
Aww Trapp, you are never a pain in Alison's neck. Just a pain in her heart, you heartbreaker you!
Aww Trapp, you are never a pain in Alison’s neck. Just a pain in her heart, you heartbreaker you!
Hopefully, it will restore Alison's faith in me, that I caught up on last week's ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight's. Be there, people! It's the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She's obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone's likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn't watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don't think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she's ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
See everybody later!
Hopefully, it will restore Alison’s faith in me, that I caught up on last week’s ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight’s. Be there, people! It’s the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She’s obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone’s likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn’t watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don’t think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she’s ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
See everybody later!
Hopefully, it will restore Alison's faith in me, that I caught up on last week's ustream show, and am looking forward to tonight's. Be there, people! It's the best show out there! RSVP!!!!!
She's obviously become the hardest working woman in show biz. Was that almost 3 hours last time? It really says a lot about someone's likability that you can just watch and listen to them for that long. I wouldn't watch anyone else for that long.
I also took some notes:
Favorite Alison quote- “I don't think that anything bad can happen to you from hugging puppies…”
Favorite Alison concept- Bug in a cup.
Prediction for tonight- “Ticklish Girl” will want to know if Natali Del Conte is ticklish, how ticklish, where she's ticklish, the history of ticklishness, etc. Slight obsession there?
See everybody later!