Joe make sure you get those undescended testicles treated too!

And then there's A Man For All Seasons. And how about season-ings, meaning herbs, spices, “parsley, sage, rosemary (clooney) and thyme”… and all that sort of cullinary stuff. Those are all seasonal, right? I've tried growing parsley in the winter, people, and I can tell you it doesn't work.

Last night's broadcast was fantastic!!! Mama Rosen was a delight, Papa Rosen was a delight, Tobey was a delight, Ted not being there was a delight… Just kidding, Ted, we missed you!

And our hostess with the mostest was enchanting as usual. The Comedy Central thing is exciting! All my fingers and half my toes are crossed for you, Miss R. The rest of my toes aren't crossed because they tend to cramp. I want to see a doctor about it but I'm waiting for universal healthcare. Once that passes I'll also ask them about my dead tooth, my cauliflower ear, my hunchback, my goiter, my polydactylism, my syndactylism, my asymmetrical skull, my clubfoot, my guillain-barre syndrome, my stockholm syndrome, my radiation poisioning and my extra chromosome. Oh, and then there's my spina bifida.

Other than those things I'm in pretty good shape!