Comments on: New Blog Column: My New Thing (plus other stuff)

By: Sox Compliance Software

Sox Compliance Software — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:10:19 +0000

In other news, this new hand lotion I’m using smells kind of like a diaper. Perhaps one day soon smelling like a diaper can be my new thing?

By: sergio51

sergio51 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:37:01 +0000

The guy doesn't just have serious breakout potential…. he already is a bona fide star. No question about it. He should demand that his contract be re-negotiated.

But the possibility of revealing more embarrassing stories about you seems like something that comes naturally to all moms, yours included. She just gives off that vibe. Besides, your dad barely remembered your favorite color or the names of your pets last time, if I recall correctly. Some might have even wondered if that was a stunt dad on the phone last week, filling in for the real Mr. Rosen. For these reasons I think some in your legion of fans are clamoring to hear from your mom or if not then perhaps your siblings.

By: TrappDog

TrappDog — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:50:53 +0000

Absolutely! It's great when the doctor is in the house. I suggest an Alison Rosen morning tv show. Alison's parents will host, and have updates on when Alison will awaken.

By: alisonrosen

alisonrosen — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:32:35 +0000

Au contraire! While his kids can only take so much of the stories, the fans can't get enough. The guy has serious breakout potential.

By: sergio51

sergio51 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:09:21 +0000

Speaking of your mom, any chance she'll be part of this week's ustream show, even if it's only for 10-15 mins? To be honest, I can listen to the guy go on and on about any topic but something tells me some of your fans can only take so much of your dad's Walmart shopping, stamp collecting tales, and stories about his athletic prowess. I'm just saying. (not me, of course… I would be in favor of him having his own spin-off ustream show, as a matter of fact)

Besides, nothing would be funnier and more entertaining than to listen to first-hand accounts of more embarrassing stories like the labeling-of-personal-items-before-heading-off-to-college-missing-bra story.

By: sergio51

sergio51 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:37:01 +0000

The guy doesn't just have serious breakout potential…. he already is a bona fide star. No question about it. He should demand that his contract be re-negotiated.

By: TrappDog

TrappDog — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:50:53 +0000

Absolutely! It's great when the doctor is in the house. I suggest an Alison Rosen morning tv show. Alison's parents will host, and have updates on when Alison will awaken.

By: alisonrosen

alisonrosen — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:32:35 +0000

Au contraire! While his kids can only take so much of the stories, the fans can't get enough. The guy has serious breakout potential.

By: sergio51

sergio51 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:09:21 +0000

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:03:00 +0000

3am... I'd be wearing a blue snuggie that's 47 sizes too big and you'd be wearing one of your football shirts. And we'd exchange some romantic banter as we pass each other...

Alison: Did you pick up the dry cleaning yesterday like I asked?
Joe: I forgot.
Alison: Well get it this morning because I have an audition in the afternoon.
Joe: For that Cheetos commercial?
Alison: No, that was last week. This one's for the Chrysler Sebring Convertible.
Joe: Cool.
Alison: And when you pick up the dry cleaning, can you get some more Almond Breeze milk? We're out.
Joe: I hate that stuff.
Alison: I know.