Comments on: Dustin and I took on a heckler

By: boinkity

boinkity — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:45:29 +0000

Natali is probably the only woman on television that I can recall that makes me feel like I can respect her point of view because she definitely has an intellect and ability to succinctly communicate her thoughts. However, I can imagine her future husband being all good looking and sweaty and playing with the dogs while she's interviewing Oprah.

By: boinkity

boinkity — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:40:15 +0000

Joe Joe JOOEEE! You forgot about the provision for animal print training bras! I'm so disappointed in your lack of thoroughness.

By: eigafan

eigafan — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:33:00 +0000

Your whining strategy on Friday's Strategy Room has got me looking forward to reading your article in Sunday's New York Post. I hope they'll post it online.

By: boinkity

boinkity — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:45:29 +0000

By: boinkity

boinkity — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:40:15 +0000

Joe Joe JOOEEE! You forgot about the provision for animal print training bras! I'm so disappointed in your lack of thoroughness.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:08:06 +0000

We clearly need someone at the entrance to the chat room checking IDs. And I mean some big guy named Rocky who can really intimidate people.

Rules for entering the ALISON LIVE chat room:

1) You must be 18 years of age.

2) You must show proper identification. Driver's license, state issued identification card, passport, passport card, NEXUS card, SENTRI card, FAST card, U.S. Merchant Mariner Document and military identification are all acceptable. Library cards filled out in pencil are not acceptable.

3) Mexican citizens must present a passport with a nonimmigrant visa or a laser visa border crossing card.

4) Citizens of Bermuda must present a document that complies with the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI).

5) Any visitor with a visa must be identified using biometrics such as digital fingerscans and digital photographs to confirm they are, in fact, the person who received the visa.

6) Lawful permanent residents may present their Permanent Resident Card (Form I-551).

7) Citizens of Belgium or any other nation on the U.S. State Dept. list of State Sponsors of Terrorism will be denied access.

8) If you are arriving by cruise ship, you must fill out Form I-94 or green Form I-94W if you are a Visa Waiver Program traveler.

9) You must not be intoxicated.

10) Firearms will not be allowed in the chat room.

11) The 311 rule is in effect (liquids, aerosols and gels must be in containers of three ounces or less; they must be in a one quart, clear plastic zip-top bags; only one zip-top bag per guest).

Enjoy your visit!

By: boinkity

boinkity — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:34:36 +0000

I like Dustin. He looks a little like Eli Manning, without the muscles, but he looks like a cool guy who probably dresses better than me, and the chicks dig him

By: TrappDog

TrappDog — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:06:14 +0000

Another great Alison Rosen show. I can't believe my stupid cable modem kept cutting out. I missed Dustin's whole arrival. He and Natali are always fun guests. The chat room was also very amusing.

I don't really know what could be done about kids viewing it. If they're already on ustream, they're watching other shows, and are already exposed to the kinds of comments that visiting idiots make. But it's a good thing to be aware of.

Don't take back "gong" Ted. That was my favorite comment of the night. Dustin knows we like him. At least, I think he does... and anyway, having the ability to tell a good long story is a useful thing at parties, and something that the ladies like. Especially if it's a good long fart story.

By: boinkity

boinkity — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:33:01 +0000

Yeah, I'd rather not see any 13 year olds in an adult oriented chat room. Unless the 13 year old can prove they have some type of animal print training bra just sitting around for everyone to see. I keed I keed! I'd prefer the Alison chat room have no kiddies. Nobody wants to listen to kids anyway.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night for the live show. I couldn't get away from work due to some issues that came up unexpectedly. Like I said before, if you aren't watching the Ustream live, you are missing out on a LOT!

By: Ted_Goodlove

Ted_Goodlove — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:58:46 +0000

I'll I have to say is that Natali's future husband needs to be a great listener because that girl can talk!

Since I know the AlisonLive show has a small budget….here is a great Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard you can run as another tab and use to boot people: http://www.killsometime.com/soundboards/soundbo...

I like the “Stop Whining” and “Game Over” sounds for your show!