Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

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It's been too long---I don't know how we lost touch but just listening to your VLOG about how the Squash was, "a really pain in your butt" has strangely sparked and re-kindled my interest and love for you!!

On an unrelated note, have you tried the whole wheat Cous Cous at Trader Joe's? It's relatively healthy and GREAT with some Feta, Roasted Almond Slivers and Red Pepper flakes!!

My Aim Is True,

Hippy-dippy Scott

"It's usually the case when someone starts small talk with you, you feel obliged to respond to that person.Perhaps this world has Asperger's .....

Slick "Ken Burns" effect with the Spaghetti Squash pic!

Sometimes when I wear my expensive Calvin Klein Men's Underwear (the purple ones), it tends to chaff my ass but the standard White briefs are fine.....strange huh!

I'm having flashbacks to college. Miss a few days and it's tough catching up... The clips from NY's Funniest Reporter were great. I hope we get to see the full performance soon. The streaming show was interesting to watch, but wow, was that long. It was a streamathon. I'll try to catch the next one live. It's fun being a participant.

I like the fat Alison-thin Alison concept, and you can build on that too. For example, you could have Ted Alison-Joe Alison. As Ted you would look at porn, and as Joe you would look at porn.

Funny, I never really went for porn myself, that is until I got a look at that spaghetti squash.

How many times do I have to state for the record that I don't look at porn?

I'm not under oath here or anything, right?

I'm not even old enough to look at porn....you guys are a bunch of dirty old men! Especially Joe!

Yeah! Especially Joe... I mean Ted!

Oh hell....You're the worst one of the bunch Boink! LOL

I bet Alison does!

I'm bad... I'm really bad :)

I don't think Alison does.... really. Maybe once in awhile? Nah!

What's up with chicks and Trader Joe's? I been there once like 4 years ago and I don't see what's the big deal with that place.

What the heck is a spaghetti squash? And how do you eat it?

Sure, just because a product costs more doesn't always mean that it is better. For instance, PC > Mac.

Put a band-aid over your left thumb.

- The Notorious PTD

Occasionally when I'm using my very expensive professional camera (20K) I realize that a far cheaper one (2-3K) would be more ideal for the job.

There is my example.

could the dirty fingernail be from the plant?

I thought you were yanking my chain.