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Archive for September, 2009

The Daily Alison (Ep. 102, The Brooklyn Flea)

Written by Alison | September 20th, 2009 at 6:32 pm | Comments

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The Daily Alison (Ep. 101, Where I walk around Brooklyn)

Written by Alison | September 19th, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Comments

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Attention, tenements and facades!

Written by Alison | September 19th, 2009 at 9:23 am | Comments

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Attention, tenements and facades!  You need this.

I found this photo, courtesy of Joe McDonald who is clearly a visionary, floating in the comments section of The Activity Pit.

I don’t think I need to make a case for why this is such a good idea.

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If my pants go missing, this is the first place I’m going to look

Written by Alison | September 18th, 2009 at 12:56 pm | Comments

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For pants that drink espresso.

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The Activity Pit interviewed me

Written by Alison | September 18th, 2009 at 9:54 am | Comments

You can read it here.

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In the shower I think about bumper stickers

Written by Alison | September 18th, 2009 at 9:52 am | Comments

This is what I was thinking about in the shower:

Which would be the funniest bumper sticker?

a) Honk if you loves horns

b) Honk if you love honking

c) Honk if you love silence

d) Honk if you love bumper stickers

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Come to Denmark

Written by Alison | September 18th, 2009 at 8:32 am | Comments

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I don’t know shit about Denmark. Is it the one with the meatballs? Or the tulips? The wind turbines? The herring? But really, says its tourism board, it’s the one with the slutty women who are internet savvy.

I personally think this is kind of ingenious.

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The Daily Alison’s 100th episode!

Written by Alison | September 17th, 2009 at 7:21 pm | Comments

Yay! 100 episodes! Yay! Woo!!

Oh and that line I butchered is this one:

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty”—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

It’s from Keats’s Ode on a Grecian Urn which, incidentally, is where I get all my odes.