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In the shower I think about bumper stickers

By Alison Rosen on September 18, 2009 in comedy

This is what I was thinking about in the shower:

Which would be the funniest bumper sticker?

a) Honk if you loves horns

b) Honk if you love honking

c) Honk if you love silence

d) Honk if you love bumper stickers

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9 Responses to In the shower I think about bumper stickers

joey_8 September 18, 2009 at 10:02 am #

I like C
You love silence but yet you're honking.
Mikey September 18, 2009 at 10:09 am #

Out of those choices I would choose C: Honk if you love silence as my pick for the funniest.
But if you live in Brooklyn, I think “Honk if you want your white ass beaten to a pulp” might also be a good choice.
But Alison, why are you thinking about bumper stickers in the shower?
joey_8 September 18, 2009 at 9:02 am #

I like C
You love silence but yet you’re honking.
mykey_moon September 18, 2009 at 9:09 am #

Out of those choices I would choose C: Honk if you love silence as my pick for the funniest.
But if you live in Brooklyn, I think “Honk if you want your white ass beaten to a pulp” might also be a good choice.
But Alison, why are you thinking about bumper stickers in the shower?
TrappDog September 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

Choice A is my favorite. I just love horns!
TrappDog September 18, 2009 at 11:34 am #

Choice A is my favorite. I just love horns!
joey_8 September 18, 2009 at 5:02 pm #

I like C
You love silence but yet you're honking.
mikey_moon September 18, 2009 at 5:09 pm #

Out of those choices I would choose C: Honk if you love silence as my pick for the funniest.
But if you live in Brooklyn, I think “Honk if you want your white ass beaten to a pulp” might also be a good choice.
But Alison, why are you thinking about bumper stickers in the shower?
TrappDog September 18, 2009 at 7:34 pm #

Choice A is my favorite. I just love horns!