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9 Responses to Happy Birthday, Tobey!

  1. Joe September 9, 2009 at 8:32 am #

    Happy Birthday to the Tobster!!

    Will he be allowed to stay out past his curfew tonight to whoop it up with all his puppy friends, maybe go to an L.A. strip club and then stagger in at 4am? On second thought — that behavior wouldn't be appropriate for a two year old. He'll have to wait till next year.

    Sorry Tobey — you'll have to stay home and enjoy your chew toys.

  2. MikeyRosen September 9, 2009 at 8:55 am #

    There once was a dog named Tobey,
    Who was approached by a man with a Flowbee,
    As the Flowbee came near, Tobey started to snear,

    Damn I can't finish this! Anyone?
    Happy Birthday Tobey! You are a cute little poochie!

  3. Joe September 9, 2009 at 7:32 am #

    Happy Birthday to the Tobster!!

    Will he be allowed to stay out past his curfew tonight to whoop it up with all his puppy friends, maybe go to an L.A. strip club and then stagger in at 4am? On second thought — that behavior wouldn’t be appropriate for a two year old. He’ll have to wait till next year.

    Sorry Tobey — you’ll have to stay home and enjoy your chew toys.

  4. mykey_moon September 9, 2009 at 7:55 am #

    There once was a dog named Tobey,
    Who was approached by a man with a Flowbee,
    As the Flowbee came near, Tobey started to snear,

    Damn I can’t finish this! Anyone?
    Happy Birthday Tobey! You are a cute little poochie!

  5. Joe September 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm #

    I'll have a go at a poem…

    There once was a dog named Tobey
    Who liked to eat ravioli
    A bundle of fur
    Sometimes just a blur
    He should move around more slowly

  6. Joe September 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm #

    Happy Birthday to the Tobster!!

    Will he be allowed to stay out past his curfew tonight to whoop it up with all his puppy friends, maybe go to an L.A. strip club and then stagger in at 4am? On second thought — that behavior wouldn't be appropriate for a two year old. He'll have to wait till next year.

    Sorry Tobey — you'll have to stay home and enjoy your chew toys.

  7. Joe September 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    I’ll have a go at a poem…

    There once was a dog named Tobey
    Who liked to eat ravioli
    A bundle of fur
    Sometimes just a blur
    He should move around more slowly

  8. mikey_moon September 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm #

    There once was a dog named Tobey,
    Who was approached by a man with a Flowbee,
    As the Flowbee came near, Tobey started to snear,

    Damn I can't finish this! Anyone?
    Happy Birthday Tobey! You are a cute little poochie!

  9. Joe September 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm #

    I'll have a go at a poem…

    There once was a dog named Tobey
    Who liked to eat ravioli
    A bundle of fur
    Sometimes just a blur
    He should move around more slowly

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