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Time for a transformation

I woke up this morning feeling like I’m ready to make a change in my life—and by that I mean I woke up feeling… nay, KNOWING, that I want to change my ringtone. It’s time. I just don’t quite know what I want to change it to, and I’m trying to be okay with that emptiness.

In other news, last night I met up with someone I went to grade school with who contacted me on Facebook. I went to high school with him but have little recollection of it as he was on the football team and I was on pep squad and during rallies I was just concentrating really hard on splits and balancing and so there wasn’t much time to notice anything else. That was pretty much my whole high school experience: splits and balancing. But also I think I’ve blocked high school. I wasn’t really on the pep squad in case this is your first time reading my blog. What I do remember is that he and I were both in our 8th grade musical. Also he sat behind me in fifth grade. Now he’s married and has three children. I’ve been married three times and have nine children. The whole thing was fun but it made me feel old.

Then I saw Greg Wilson perform at a club in Times Square which was cool (he was really funny) except afterwards he kept trying to lick my face. I should have been wearing my bike helmet/man repellent.

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9 Responses to Time for a transformation

  1. Alexander James August 5, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    I have the perfect ringtone for you!
    I'll send it to you.
    🙂

  2. boinkity August 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

    Alison, you should have your new ring tone be the intro to your vlogs, “Oh hi guys, I didn't see you there! Welcome to the Daily Alison.” You can personalize your ring tones that way in case you didn't know.

  3. BrettJones August 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm #

    I wonder if there's a The Greg Wilson ring tone of his infectious laugh (and by infectious I'm thinking Ebola)?

  4. Alexander James August 5, 2009 at 10:58 am #

    I have the perfect ringtone for you!
    I’ll send it to you.
    🙂

  5. boinkity August 5, 2009 at 11:15 am #

    Alison, you should have your new ring tone be the intro to your vlogs, “Oh hi guys, I didn’t see you there! Welcome to the Daily Alison.” You can personalize your ring tones that way in case you didn’t know.

  6. BrettJones August 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    I wonder if there’s a The Greg Wilson ring tone of his infectious laugh (and by infectious I’m thinking Ebola)?

  7. Alexander James August 5, 2009 at 6:58 pm #

    I have the perfect ringtone for you!
    I'll send it to you.
    🙂

  8. boinkity August 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm #

    Alison, you should have your new ring tone be the intro to your vlogs, “Oh hi guys, I didn't see you there! Welcome to the Daily Alison.” You can personalize your ring tones that way in case you didn't know.

  9. BrettJones August 5, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    I wonder if there's a The Greg Wilson ring tone of his infectious laugh (and by infectious I'm thinking Ebola)?

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