Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

" This reminds me of High School English Class. The teacher pose the question, we answer it .(I just lost my funniness and need to get it back)........"

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool
Joost-a like pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, you're in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli, that's amore

The most important is sense of humor. Most everything else you can work with.

I'm choosing "good in bed" Miss Rosen!

OK... I've decided to answer this question, but in all honesty, I think the question is a bit unfair. In my opinion, if I could date any type of woman, I'd much prefer to date a woman who was self reliant. I think the best women are those women that really don't need a man, or feel the need to date a man. I'd much rather be with a woman who likes my company just because they think I'm fun, or interesting, or perhaps smell nice. However, many women these days seem to be dating just because they are looking for a soul mate, or a husband, or someone to take care of them. I think the question is unfair because, it's pretty tough to date a person by using criteria like this as a litmus test for compatibility. Truth is, people of all types can fall in love for any reason. I think a better question would have been, "What exceptional quality do you have that makes you attractive to the opposite sex." I think the quality I have is that I read the book, "The Big O."

First off, The Story of O was way better than The Big O, unless you're talking about Big O Tires (I tell you, nothing gets me off like a set of new BF Goodrich AT Radials.).

The meme about not looking and you'll find a partner seems to have some validity to it in my experience.

Dear Alison,

Exceptionally kind, to me.

I felt this question posed by Alison required great thought and since I am a great thinker I decided to spend a solid eight hour block of time towards finding the answer. I often find that people who are witty are also smart as having wit does require some intelligence. Kind people are often symmetrical. This was based upon a study of 27 photos of serial killers and Dick Cheney which showed them to be asymmertrical thus leading to the finding that mean people are not symmetrical. However Cheney and 14 of the 27 serial killers were found to have a great sense of humor. Therefor that was inconclusive. A correlation was found between funny and witty. This was derived from watching a Three Stooges fest several times over. However they were found to not be symmetrical nor were they considered serial killers. A trip to the UCLA physics lab found many of the smart people to be smart and kind but not necessarily funny (there was one pretty witty guy but he was not a PHD). So I took my research a short walk to the UCLA physcology department, plugged it into their probability matrix and was astounded that the answers to Alison's question regarding dating came out as: YES, FALSE, and C.

Women who drive trucks, women who love to ride in trucks, women who love watching truck racing, women with adam's apples...I lied, it's all the same woman...Lucky me!!!!

Team mate. If life is a game of obstacles to get through and you're going to share your life with someone ... they should be on your team to help you get through the obstacles and not a saboteur. In the end, it doesn't matter if we defeated anyone or if there even were any losers, as long as we win. ;-)

I was going to say symetry, but someone took that. I have to say a sense of humor really is something I look for. Intelligence is nice, but that can be kinda cold.

I love women who can't stop talking about their old boyfriends.

Call me a pig but I want a girl who loves my penis.
Having said that, a sense of humor is good too.

Wouldn't loving your penis require quite a sense of humor? :D

In most cases yes, but I'll make an exception for you boinkity.

HA! You guys are hilarious

well done sir, well done.

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An Aaron Sorkin Character-Like devotion to abstract and allusion heavy banter. So going to the grocery store will never be about going to the grocery store.

making it official: witty

Symmetry, really? I've kind of always had a thing for girls with a leg length discrepancy. They look so sassy with the short hip jutting out and the long leg bent just a little bit.

I've never itemized my wife's traits, I only know that we fit will together. I didn't realize it while I was single, but I think the most important thing for me is to have a partner and not a competitor in a relationship. Second would be that the each person is 100% comfortable in their own skin when they're with their partner. Only other advise it to not be shy, even if you're really shy.

Trustworthiness

So easy it seemed like a trick question: a sense of humor. Having dated girls who were pretty or smart or congenial none of seemed to make a difference if she couldn't enjoy a good throaty rib tickling joke or see the humor in the plainly bland or stupid. So yeah humor trumps them all.

For me it's either really cute in the face or intelligent. I'm edging towards intelligence but then I'm a guy.