Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

The Daily Alison (Where I wear a helmet and Trevor wanders into the bathroom)

Written by Alison | July 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Comments

| Posted in The Daily Alison

  • Ted_Goodlove
    Yes, Joe......his stock is rising! But, I just thought up the best intro EVER! This intro will add class, style and elegance to the Daily Alison! In other words, it will re-establish my dominance as Alison's favorites.

    Okay, so how much did Trevor pay you to get on the rotation?
  • Joe
    Dammit! Why is everyone having good ideas except me???
  • boinkity
    OMG... you guys shouldn't be jealous of me! Alison thinks I have some kind of identity crisis, and she's only trying to help me. First I was Toddrod, now I'm Boinkity... who knows what name I'll be next! Alison is just doing good deeds I tell ya!
  • Trapp
    I was her favorite? I can't believe I missed that... She said I had a good idea once, though. I believe it was that time I said I was going to move far away to Bangla Desh or Mongolia.

    But certainly, no one is mad, Boinkity... Although Alison never had a chip on her shoulder until you came along. Just sayin'...

    I have a Frito on my shoulder.
  • boinkity
    Trapp... you were totally her favorite! Alison used to be, "Trapp said this!" and "Trapp said that!" and Papa Rosen used to talk about how, "Trapp is awesome!" and Momma Rosen would say, "Wait! It's a Trapp!" (I think Momma Rosen had a feeling there were more than one of you?) Yep, you were our hero.

    By the way, I have guacamole on my shoulder. We should get together to watch baseball on tv or something.
  • Joe
    Hey - maybe Alison is playing games with us. First I was her favorite, then for a while it was Trapp, then Ted, now Boinkity...

    But listen to me Miss Rosen, we're on to you. We won't play your macho head games any more! Understand? You can't play us off against each another.

    Right guys? Am I right? Guys? ...... ~~silence~~

    OK, maybe we WILL keep playing your macho head games...

    Carry on.
  • Ted_Goodlove
    We know Boink...we're not mad.....it's just Alison's maternal instinct to try and help you! There's enough love to go around! Unless that instigator Joe is present!
  • Joe
    Hey Ted, we need to start looking out for Boinkity. First he reads a poem on the 404, then Papa Rosen mentions him on a vlog, and now he's the head writier on The Daily Alison (aka Alison Recently). When Alison gets her big-time, late-night talk show on A&E, I know which of us is going to be hired first. DRAT!

    I don't think any bicycle helmets look good, Alison, so you might as well go with the comfortable one. But that helmet actually doesn't look too bad on you. We HAVE to see some video of you riding though.

    Trevor is a great guest! I predict he WILL travel to Brooklyn to visit you. Don't let us down Trevor!
  • Trapp
    Trevor's a great interview. Somehow, even I miss him. I envy everyone in your neighborhood. It would be so awesome to be run over by Alison Rosen on a bicycle.
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