Alison Rosen

And if you buy one of the electric chop sticks...you get a second set freeeeeeeeeeee!

One positive in this awkward situation, you didn't read a passage about Ted from the HPV book! I'm sure Joe is mentioned several times in that book so please share from that novel next time. I can see it now...Chapter 1 "As she entered the gynecologist office, Joe was waiting in the lobby....Joe, Joe the man of many secrets."

I laughed my butt off on this clip Alison! Even before you got to story time....

Hey did this guy Alan Cerenil mistake you for Julia? LOL

I just want everyone to remember that TED spelled backwards is DET. Yes, that's right people... D - E - T!!

What exactly does that mean? I have no idea. But I just wanted to point it out. Sorry I had to drop that little bombshell on y'all this early in the week...

Joe, broke my cryptology....

Ted = Det

D = Devastatingly Handsome
E = Extraordinarily Intelligent
T = thimblerig

Hey Alison - if you love cute, tiny little things, you'll love Ted.

Speaking of... do you honestly expect us to believe that you randomly picked a passage that just happened to have Ted's name in it? Come on now, Miss Rosen. You're clearly sending us a message here...

I love story time! How about every Monday you pick a different book to read from. I suggest steamy, romantic novels and you read us all the good parts.

Really fun video, Alison!

I think you just gave "Stop - You're Driving Me Crazy" its 15 minutes of fame. Which was 13 minutes more than it deserved.

"The bedtime stories were great. It helped knocked off my insomnia. I'm typing this as I'm sleep waking......"

Super show, Miss Alison! Loved the unexpected phone call - - I was earnestly surprised; and sometimes - if I tip my head to some incalculable oblique angle; you can look like Rosario Dawson. My favourite part was when you spoke of Billy Zoom. I admire his teeth.

Why no sombrero? tsk! tsk! O Shame! Where is thy blush?

Stay Warm; Stay Well.
Cheerio,
David Avender

PS. You wince well, Miss Alison. Please increase your frequency of wincing by 30%

What's cool is, right after you yawned Alison, I yawned too! You made me do it. I'm still on the outs friendwise with you so I guess I'm pretty much a stranger, which could mean I could be anybody, a weirdo, stalker, difficult bowler. But I'm not. I'm just an Alison Rosen Fan! I enjoy your shows cause well, shucks, you're so pretty and I like your unscripted rambling fun chatter......wait..no I mean't your intelligent, and thoughtful banter. For a minute there I sounded like that guy in the Groundhog Day movie. Very interesting pictures of your friends, although you looked a little disturbed when you looked at the ex-boyfriend picture..understandable. Okay other than I'm a guitar player too we have little in common. I'm no brad Pit and have never had some girl say, Oh he's so handsome...nope, ain't gonna happen. I wanted to be handsome once but not anymore. It would just get me into trouble now. Yes I'm just a full time artist, photographer, writer, muscian, I'm clumsy, caring, and don't give advice unless begged for it. Would you read me a bedtime story from a dictionary next time? I'd like that. Have you seen that movie "Up"? Oh it's really good, except they say my name over and over, Russell, Russell, Russell, my friends were all around me and I was a little embaressed. So...Well...uh..... peace and strawberry toast Joke of the day, If you're flying over the moon in your banana, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a barn? 47 because bananas don't have bones...that was an easy one you should have got that. I hope this goes to you and no one else can read it..that would be humiliating....

This episode is delightfully delightful.

When you go to California, I hope Papa Rosen can somehow get a recording of your voice while you are talking to Tobey. WOW! I can only imagine what your voice might be like after hearing you talk to the cute, little, Tabasco bottle! So CUTE!

For a second there based on the still frame of the vid I thought you were holding jumper cables.

Bedtime story? Why the Prototype loves bedtime stories! His personal favorite is "The Little Red Riding Stick Shift Hooker." Can you read that to us in your next vlog?

great eyebrows

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