Here I am smiling.
And here I am making some kind of point.
And here I am making that same point even more emphatically.
And here I am looking stunned. 
And here I am being all smug and cocky.
And here I am pretending I’m a turtle.
And here I am blowing out candles on a birthday cake.
And here I am holding a mouthful of water and a live goldfish in my mouth.
Here I am being bashful.
Here I am at the Cape. It was beautiful that day but I’d eaten some rotten slaw. I tried my best not to burden anyone but they had to drive me to town to get my stomach pumped.
Sadly they didn’t get to me fast enough and I died. This is me minutes after I died.
And then here I am on my wedding day. I was so nervous!
This is me in outer space.
“And here I am being all smug and cocky.”
Smug? Cocky? You?? Unpossible.
Oh gosh you look so adorable!
Thanks for sharing all these beautiful photos with us!
You were so entertaining on Red Eye this morning
And
I love the Daily Alison Blogs!
So funny!
Thanks for making me smile!
Anthony
The red sweater looks good on you. I haven't seen last nights show, so I'll just assume you were the best thing about it and say “Well done Alison. Red Eye would fail if it wasn't for your semi-weekly appearances.”
“And here I am being all smug and cocky.”
Smug? Cocky? You?? Unpossible.
Oh gosh you look so adorable!
Thanks for sharing all these beautiful photos with us!
You were so entertaining on Red Eye this morning
And
I love the Daily Alison Blogs!
So funny!
Thanks for making me smile!
Anthony
It figures. I missed Red Eye, and all this great stuff happened. I hope they show it again on Sunday.
Hiya Alison,
Well done with the blog site!!
Keep up the Great! work!!..
All the best…
The red sweater looks good on you. I haven’t seen last nights show, so I’ll just assume you were the best thing about it and say “Well done Alison. Red Eye would fail if it wasn’t for your semi-weekly appearances.”
It figures. I missed Red Eye, and all this great stuff happened. I hope they show it again on Sunday.
Hiya Alison,
Well done with the blog site!!
Keep up the Great! work!!..
All the best…
I'm with Brett
I’m with Brett
OF COURSE Alison was the best thing on Thursday night's show! It certainly wasn't Bill (I say that even though I love Bill to death).
Those captions are so funny, Alison. Thanks for the laughs this morning!
I was hoping Andy would ask you about the Dr. Pepper Easy Underpants Cooperation Dance, but maybe that would have been inappropriate after you had your stomach pumped. Nobody can dance on an empty stomach.
OF COURSE Alison was the best thing on Thursday night’s show! It certainly wasn’t Bill (I say that even though I love Bill to death).
Those captions are so funny, Alison. Thanks for the laughs this morning!
I was hoping Andy would ask you about the Dr. Pepper Easy Underpants Cooperation Dance, but maybe that would have been inappropriate after you had your stomach pumped. Nobody can dance on an empty stomach.
Cocky eh? I'll tell you what's cocky!
There is an old Chinese proverb that says:
[imagine being said with Chinese accent] “Man with hands in pants feel cocky all day.”
Also
“Man who stand on toilet is high on pot”
CHING CHOW BOW WOW COW SOW MAO
[the MAO is pronounced MOW but like COW – its a Mao Tse Tung reference]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, events in Iran have preempted tonight's rerun of RE, so I'm out of luck once again. But I do have a couple of things on my mind. First, I have my doubts whether these are genuine chinese proverbs.
Second, what's with that phrase, loving someone “to death”. Whose death? One's own? Or the person you claim to love? Anyway, that all seems a bit extreme. I'd be perfectly satisfied to be loved within an inch of my life.
Cocky eh? I’ll tell you what’s cocky!
There is an old Chinese proverb that says:
[imagine being said with Chinese accent] “Man with hands in pants feel cocky all day.”
Also
“Man who stand on toilet is high on pot”
CHING CHOW BOW WOW COW SOW MAO
[the MAO is pronounced MOW but like COW – its a Mao Tse Tung reference]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, events in Iran have preempted tonight’s rerun of RE, so I’m out of luck once again. But I do have a couple of things on my mind. First, I have my doubts whether these are genuine chinese proverbs.
Second, what’s with that phrase, loving someone “to death”. Whose death? One’s own? Or the person you claim to love? Anyway, that all seems a bit extreme. I’d be perfectly satisfied to be loved within an inch of my life.
“This picture post reminds me of flip books w/storylines….”
“This picture post reminds me of flip books w/storylines….”
Cocky eh? I'll tell you what's cocky!
There is an old Chinese proverb that says:
[imagine being said with Chinese accent] “Man with hands in pants feel cocky all day.”
Also
“Man who stand on toilet is high on pot”
CHING CHOW BOW WOW COW SOW MAO
[the MAO is pronounced MOW but like COW – its a Mao Tse Tung reference]
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, events in Iran have preempted tonight's rerun of RE, so I'm out of luck once again. But I do have a couple of things on my mind. First, I have my doubts whether these are genuine chinese proverbs.
Second, what's with that phrase, loving someone “to death”. Whose death? One's own? Or the person you claim to love? Anyway, that all seems a bit extreme. I'd be perfectly satisfied to be loved within an inch of my life.
“This picture post reminds me of flip books w/storylines….”