Comments on: Stand up versus TV http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Tue, 22 May 2012 00:21:32 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Robert http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6752 Robert Fri, 15 May 2009 08:17:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6752 How does money work? How does money work?

]]> By: Toddrod http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6749 Toddrod Fri, 15 May 2009 03:59:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6749 Honestly, Alison, the only thing I really wanted to know is what would you have done if someone heckled you? I've heard that most comics have a few comebacks at the ready if needed. Do you have anti-heckler comments? You don't seem like the kind of person that is confrontational, and I really can't picture you in that situation! I hope if the time ever comes, you are ready for action!<br /><br />Toddrod<br /><br />P.S. My financial question is, "With the economy down, is it wrong to stop dating?" Honestly, Alison, the only thing I really wanted to know is what would you have done if someone heckled you? I’ve heard that most comics have a few comebacks at the ready if needed. Do you have anti-heckler comments? You don’t seem like the kind of person that is confrontational, and I really can’t picture you in that situation! I hope if the time ever comes, you are ready for action!

Toddrod

P.S. My financial question is, “With the economy down, is it wrong to stop dating?”

]]> By: anthony0358 http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6748 anthony0358 Fri, 15 May 2009 00:59:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6748 You just have to remember that you are an amazing talent! <br />Anyone who got to see you was darn lucky! You just have to remember that you are an amazing talent!
Anyone who got to see you was darn lucky!

]]> By: Rich http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6747 Rich Thu, 14 May 2009 23:33:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6747 Horrible, but timely, joke of the day that corresponds to the second paragraph of this blog post:<br /><br />Q. What do you call the trip that people took to see Alison at the comedy club?<br /><br />A. A star trek!<br /><br />Kill me now. Horrible, but timely, joke of the day that corresponds to the second paragraph of this blog post:

Q. What do you call the trip that people took to see Alison at the comedy club?

A. A star trek!

Kill me now.

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6746 Anonymous Thu, 14 May 2009 23:27:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6746 "What your saying in this post is that Stand-up can be very frightening. It makes me wonder who is more able to control their incontinence on stage, a baby or an old man......." “What your saying in this post is that Stand-up can be very frightening. It makes me wonder who is more able to control their incontinence on stage, a baby or an old man…….”

]]> By: Trapp http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6745 Trapp Thu, 14 May 2009 22:37:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6745 I really wish I could have seen the show, but my old, senile friends wouldn't head into the city with me, and I couldn't get a date.<br /><br />Remember that old "Odd Couple" where they end up in court, accused of trying to scalp a ticket? Felix for no good reason puts Oscar on the stand, and causes him to reveal under oath, how he couldn't get a date, and how hard he tried, and how many women he called, etc. I was Oscar.<br /><br />Anyway, I'm sure I missed out.<br /><br />My questions:<br /><br />What should I invest my money in?<br />What if I have no money?<br />What if I have too much money?<br />What if I need a second job?<br />How can I get the government to bail me out?<br />Should I rent part of my house?<br />Should I take in borders?<br />Should I start my own business?<br />Should I be a kept man?<br /><br />Too many? I really wish I could have seen the show, but my old, senile friends wouldn’t head into the city with me, and I couldn’t get a date.

Remember that old “Odd Couple” where they end up in court, accused of trying to scalp a ticket? Felix for no good reason puts Oscar on the stand, and causes him to reveal under oath, how he couldn’t get a date, and how hard he tried, and how many women he called, etc. I was Oscar.

Anyway, I’m sure I missed out.

My questions:

What should I invest my money in?
What if I have no money?
What if I have too much money?
What if I need a second job?
How can I get the government to bail me out?
Should I rent part of my house?
Should I take in borders?
Should I start my own business?
Should I be a kept man?

Too many?

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6744 Anonymous Thu, 14 May 2009 21:43:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6744 the reason people hate is because they have to read pages among pages of worth less reading material and still have no useful information.Its like reading a crappy book. then being asked why you read it. the reason people hate is because they have to read pages among pages of worth less reading material and still have no useful information.Its like reading a crappy book. then being asked why you read it.

]]> By: Andrew Mager http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/stand-up-versus-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-6743 Andrew Mager Thu, 14 May 2009 21:18:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1266#comment-6743 You're an awesome blogger. Can't wait to move your site over away from Blogger :) You’re an awesome blogger. Can’t wait to move your site over away from Blogger :)

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