Comments on: Seasons of chickenhood http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:47:10 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Robert http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6760 Robert Fri, 15 May 2009 17:37:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6760 Holy crap you are old. Holy crap you are old.

]]> By: Trapp http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6759 Trapp Fri, 15 May 2009 17:09:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6759 Too much sharing. Not enough talking.<br /><br />Yes. You are nuts. In a spring chicken-y sort of way.<br /><br />I never knew there was this strange 666 thing going on with the ladies. I predict a History Channel documentary in between the UFO and Holy Grail conspiracies.<br /><br />Now I feel bad that I didn't get you any baked goods, or do anything in honor of your birthday. <br /><br />Oh wait, yes I did. I didn't come to your gig. I spared you my insufferable presence. <br /><br />Happy Birthday!!! Too much sharing. Not enough talking.

Yes. You are nuts. In a spring chicken-y sort of way.

I never knew there was this strange 666 thing going on with the ladies. I predict a History Channel documentary in between the UFO and Holy Grail conspiracies.

Now I feel bad that I didn’t get you any baked goods, or do anything in honor of your birthday.

Oh wait, yes I did. I didn’t come to your gig. I spared you my insufferable presence.

Happy Birthday!!!

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6758 Anonymous Fri, 15 May 2009 15:43:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6758 2:39am??? 2:39am???

]]> By: Brett Jones http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6757 Brett Jones Fri, 15 May 2009 12:06:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6757 I'm only commenting because the word verification is "rasest".<br /><br />Why in the world is blogger.com calling me horrible names?? I’m only commenting because the word verification is “rasest”.

Why in the world is blogger.com calling me horrible names??

]]> By: Brett Jones http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6756 Brett Jones Fri, 15 May 2009 12:05:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6756 Alison. I'm curious if you got the message(s) from me RE you're birthday present from Ted, Todd, Joe and myself?<br /><br />I sent them as DM's via twitter.<br /><br />There's some baked, sugary love at a local bakery waiting for you to pick up.<br /><br />http://www.onegirlcookies.com/<br /><br />The gift certificate is under your name. Alison. I’m curious if you got the message(s) from me RE you’re birthday present from Ted, Todd, Joe and myself?

I sent them as DM’s via twitter.

There’s some baked, sugary love at a local bakery waiting for you to pick up.

http://www.onegirlcookies.com/

The gift certificate is under your name.

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6755 Joe Fri, 15 May 2009 11:33:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6755 Oh Alison, you'll ALWAYS be our little spring chicken!<br /><br />Glad to hear the stand up went well. No photos? Sad face time.<br /><br />I liked Trapp's question, 'How can I get the government to bail me out?' <br /><br />The answer is to start a business and hire every unemployed person in your state. Every single one of them. Instantly you're 'too big to fail' and the government will bail you out. They don't want all those people back on the unemployment rolls!<br /><br />The downside is they'll also fire you, close 25% of your dealerships, regulate the salaries of all the employees, make you declare bankruptcy, and raise your business taxes.<br /><br />Seems like there's always a downside. Oh Alison, you’ll ALWAYS be our little spring chicken!

Glad to hear the stand up went well. No photos? Sad face time.

I liked Trapp’s question, ‘How can I get the government to bail me out?’

The answer is to start a business and hire every unemployed person in your state. Every single one of them. Instantly you’re ‘too big to fail’ and the government will bail you out. They don’t want all those people back on the unemployment rolls!

The downside is they’ll also fire you, close 25% of your dealerships, regulate the salaries of all the employees, make you declare bankruptcy, and raise your business taxes.

Seems like there’s always a downside.

]]> By: Toddrod http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6754 Toddrod Fri, 15 May 2009 08:39:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6754 What bout when the chickens come home to roost? Didn't you just go home? Did you roost in California? Oh wait, your home is in NYC now. Are you roosting now, Alison?<br /><br />Toddrod What bout when the chickens come home to roost? Didn’t you just go home? Did you roost in California? Oh wait, your home is in NYC now. Are you roosting now, Alison?

Toddrod

]]> By: anthony0358 http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6753 anthony0358 Fri, 15 May 2009 08:33:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6753 You are exactly 6 years older than <br />Diana Falzone and you are 6 years younger than Anna David<br /><br />All three of you will be forever young! <br /><br />Thanks so much for making me laugh! You are exactly 6 years older than
Diana Falzone and you are 6 years younger than Anna David

All three of you will be forever young!

Thanks so much for making me laugh!

]]> By: tvkiii http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6751 tvkiii Fri, 15 May 2009 06:55:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6751 Your nuts! I love it! Your nuts! I love it!

]]> By: greg http://alisonrosen.com/2009/05/seasons-of-chickenhood/comment-page-1/#comment-6750 greg Fri, 15 May 2009 06:54:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1267#comment-6750 too much talking. not enough sharing. : ) too much talking. not enough sharing. : )

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