Comments on: Pics from Friday’s Red Eye and other stuff

By: WFG

WFG — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:33:00 +0000

Heard the amount of energy needed to run a time machine is more than we're capable of.

I wonder how many Jews, ethnic, orthodox, whatever, actually limit themselves to saying G-d damn instead of God Damn. I imagine very few.

Of course, the main reason I site my own Jewish heritage is so someone will assume I can be funny, Jewish comics and comedy writers, etc.

By: Brett Jones

Brett Jones — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:29:00 +0000

I’m in the mood for a little blogging with Alison. Maybe I’ll get lucky and get some Vlogging too.

Apologies for the really bad innuendo. Really. I’m very very sorry.

By: Ted from Accounting

Ted from Accounting — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:09:00 +0000

Okay, so WTF Joe....where is my condensed RE clip? Arghhhhhh

Alison, you looked SOOOOOOO beautiful in those pics!

Dogs, ducklings, monkey death....this blog is my one stop shop for animal cuteness!

By: Toddrod

Toddrod — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:31:00 +0000

I just saw the movie "Marley & Me." Man, I can't believe how sad I was at the end. People warned me, but did I listen? NoOOoOOo. I had to be a hero and watch it. I'm so ashamed.

Toddrod

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:06:00 +0000

“I once had the same experience like yours regarding the mug except it had a clever pun written on it. One time I bought a mug and thought it was for coffee until I noticed it read on the front “MUG SHOT” and thought to myself the actual purpose was for binging and boozing with your college pals. “

By: Hibernian hillbille

Hibernian hillbille — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:12:00 +0000

I bought one of those “coffee” mugs too.I didn’t know untill a friend told me it was a soup mug.I always felt like an idiot..but I used it for coffee anyway and soup.Now, I can feel cool and say,”ha, Alison Rosen has a coffee cup like this!”And when they say that’s used for soup I can say,”Soup! it’s made for ice cream.” My mug has smilely faces instead of polka dots..which begs the question.If I get the swine flu will my mug have polka dots?I’m not too worried about it.
More importantly,I thought you were great on red eye..despite the tough host.I mean crowd.

By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 21:00:00 +0000

I'll have to find out which restaurant is your new hangout so we can add it as a stop on the Reality Tour. Speaking of the Tour, June and half of July are already booked up. There's so much demand, we're going to have to add more buses!

And I hope you realize, Alison, that as soon as you get a dog, everyone else is going to want one of the same breed. The Obama Portuguese water dog? That's yesterday's news.

Before inventing a time machine, though, scientists should work on a Star Trek style transporter. Just imagine how that would change the world. You walk into a machine in NYC and almost instantly come out in Tokyo. Your 2 hour commute to work just got cut down to 4 seconds. We won't need airplanes or ocean liners. Climate change problem? Solved!

By: Chi_Mike

Chi_Mike — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:07:00 +0000

I say, you get a duck that looks a little bit like a dog. Genetically alter it to have glow in the dark Alison hair. Dress up like an old lady and bring the duck/dog to your regular restaurant. Order bell peppers on your braised loafer with pennies and ask for your coffee in a banana split bowl. Every once in a while, at the top of your lungs, yell out "I think I'm in love with this dog for fucks sake!" Then, pretend to communicate with your duck/dog familiar using ESP.

When you look that good in screen captures, saying the camera loves you doesn't do you justice.

Mike

By: Brett Jones

Brett Jones — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:51:00 +0000

I recommend you rush right out and get a patent on the DNA sequence that is your lustrous hair.

You, or perhaps your parents who's hard work at mixing genetic material (sorry I had to go there, but this is science and science is not for the squeamish or those grossed out by parental mating) are the true owners of that DNA sequence and are entitled to control it's use in any Alison/Dog hair hybridization.

This is the section where I was considering jokes about the sharing of DNA and or the cloning of AMR (for purely scientific reasons. no really people!) but thought better of it.

P.S. I'm dying to have my "FOL house on fire" RosenQA question answered.

P.P.S. I'm finished painting the dining room and looks beautiful. The living room is next.

By: Trapp

Trapp — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0000

Thank you for posting photos of yourself. I couldn't take looking at those Marcel Marceau proteges anymore.

So which Alison hair will the genetically enhanced dogs get? Curly or straight?

And since you mentioned it, we must know where you would choose to go in the time machine?