Comments on: If I drew cartoons for the New Yorker http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:10:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6346 Anonymous Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:13:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6346 "How about a picture of Nadya Suleman wiping her babies' butts with paper money. In the image, you also can see an opened package that indicates it's diaper wipes but instead there's a stack of dollar bills inside of it.<br/><br/><br/>( Yet, this brainstorm probably has been used for some greedy politician in the past hence shedding a fragment of freshness for this idea....)" “How about a picture of Nadya Suleman wiping her babies’ butts with paper money. In the image, you also can see an opened package that indicates it’s diaper wipes but instead there’s a stack of dollar bills inside of it.

( Yet, this brainstorm probably has been used for some greedy politician in the past hence shedding a fragment of freshness for this idea….)”

]]> By: Jaqob Jackson http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6345 Jaqob Jackson Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:08:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6345 You could have an animal on you in bed, like a big gorilla (as in the 800lb gorilla in the room that everyone is trying to ignore) and have the word FEDERAL DEFICIT on it.<br/><br/>That would be a good image of the burden of the federal debt weighing people down where they don't even want to get out of bed.<br/><br/>Alison Rosen + Jaqob Jackson = BRILLIANT!! You could have an animal on you in bed, like a big gorilla (as in the 800lb gorilla in the room that everyone is trying to ignore) and have the word FEDERAL DEFICIT on it.

That would be a good image of the burden of the federal debt weighing people down where they don’t even want to get out of bed.

Alison Rosen + Jaqob Jackson = BRILLIANT!!

]]> By: Aaron Andrew Bredemann http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6344 Aaron Andrew Bredemann Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:49:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6344 Better yet, how about it's a person in hell and his bed is surrounded by HOT MULTAN LAVA. Better yet, how about it’s a person in hell and his bed is surrounded by HOT MULTAN LAVA.

]]> By: Scott http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6343 Scott Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:39:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6343 It could be a drawing of Vince from Sham Wow waking up handcuffed to a prostitute that's been beaten to death. It could be a drawing of Vince from Sham Wow waking up handcuffed to a prostitute that’s been beaten to death.

]]> By: Crimcheck.com http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6342 Crimcheck.com Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:07:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6342 It could be Dracula in a coffin with the sun just coming over the horizon! It could be Dracula in a coffin with the sun just coming over the horizon!

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6341 Joe Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:03:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6341 If you want to use that on Red Eye, the cartoon should have a guy with his hands and feet tied to the 4 posts of the bed and a woman standing next to him with a whip. <br/><br/>Now that's clever! For the whimsical part... maybe have the girl wear a party hat. If you want to use that on Red Eye, the cartoon should have a guy with his hands and feet tied to the 4 posts of the bed and a woman standing next to him with a whip.

Now that’s clever! For the whimsical part… maybe have the girl wear a party hat.

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6340 Ted from Accounting Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:39:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6340 I think it could be an Oversized Old style computer crushing the person while he / she types out a blog post! I think it could be an Oversized Old style computer crushing the person while he / she types out a blog post!

]]> By: karpaydm http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6339 karpaydm Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:31:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6339 How about a picture of Lara Flynn Boyle with Jack Nicholson on top of her as the impediment? How about a picture of Lara Flynn Boyle with Jack Nicholson on top of her as the impediment?

]]> By: Randy http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6338 Randy Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:26:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6338 I just submitted a couple entries for the cartoon contest The New Yorker is having. Neither entry is a clever as the one you've described. Thanks a lot for ruining my weekend by being more witty than I. I just submitted a couple entries for the cartoon contest The New Yorker is having. Neither entry is a clever as the one you’ve described. Thanks a lot for ruining my weekend by being more witty than I.

]]> By: It Takes Balls http://alisonrosen.com/2009/04/if-i-drew-cartoons-for-the-new-yorker-5/comment-page-1/#comment-6337 It Takes Balls Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:25:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1226#comment-6337 Perhaps the impediment is a sheep sleeping on them for a touch of whimsy? Perhaps the impediment is a sheep sleeping on them for a touch of whimsy?

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