I agree that you’re being underused in the short form. In fact, I was kind of frustrated on your behalf on the last Red Eye appearance. You were given some stinker lines to react to, and were even cut off while talking at one point. I don’t mean to blame anyone. The parameters of the show are what they are, and maybe Greg didn’t quite have a grip on how best to utilize you. He needs to read the pig story in the following post.

I don’t think I’m getting a feel for how enthusiastic you are about doing stand up, whether it just seems like the thing to do, or whether getting a taste of it was a “Yes! Yes!” moment like Meg Ryan in the diner. But that’s definitely one way to solve the problem of being cut off.

I wish you the best in whatever you do. I think writing a book is also a great idea. Maybe you’re already gathering together your humorous anecdotes.

And if a solo stand up act doesn’t end up being what you want, maybe you might consider working with a partner or partners, and pursuing vlogs/videos. That Carol Burnett Show we’ve been waiting for.

Toddrod

Can you please re-post that address of your agent’s office or PO Box where we can send you things to autograph?

Have fun in CA, say hi to Tobey for me

Scott

I don’t know what to say about the people who bring you down, especially since you didn’t identify where they’re from, or what they’re complaining about.

But you look to me like you’re at the top of your game. If you’re doing what you want to do, and are happy with your work, that’s all that matters.

Is this the much talked about biological clock? More of a cooing nesting sound than a tick..

If I were in the audience at one of your stand up shows, I'd heckle you by yelling out at regular intervals:

You have beautiful eyes!

Your hair is gorgeous!

What perfect posture!

And things like that. But that's not really heckling — it's more like being a major pain on the butt. And I freely admit I'm pretty good at that.

I loved the pictue of Tobey!

Won’t you pretty please come to Boston for a comedy show? Pretty pretty please with a new born puppy with a new born duckling on top? That would be so cool!

As for being heckled… fuck em. And I mean that literally. (and yes I know how to use the word literally).

Finally, there is NOTHING wrong with having foul in your GI tract, depending on the how it got there. Quail in your intestines from a meal – fine. Quail in your intestines because you “accidentally sat on it” – not so fine.

As for your appearance on M&J…don't judge too harshly? You looked great. What are you talking about? Like you've ever had a bad appearance…

All this coverage on The Hills is ridic. Especially that slapnut Spencer Pratt. I want to crowbar his knee caps, then duct tape his mouth and lock him in an armbar until he says “uncle.”

Have you ever had pigeon pot pie?

“When she referred to the twins she means something different. “

Thanx alot ALison, I didn’t get a warning for that !