Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Who, What, Where, When, Why: St. Patrick’s Day Edition

Written by Alison | March 17th, 2009 at 10:51 am | Comments

Who… keeps pinching me?
What… is a Blarney Stone?
Where… do leprechauns sleep?
When… is the appropriate time to barf green eggs and ham?
Why…. is Steve Miller Band playing?

| Posted in 5 Ws, comedy

  • Your BFF Ted

    Gentlemen & Todd (welcome back fool),


    I just want to state for Mr. Rosen that I would never pinch his daughter's gluteus maximus if she was wearing green....I follow the rules!

  • Trapp

    Well, she did bring it up, after all. I'm sure that we all properly interpreted her comment to mean, "Please pinch my butt".

  • Toddrod

    I can't believe you are all talking about pinching Alison's butt, when her dad is reading this. He is kicking your asses!


    Toddrod

  • Joe

    Ted -- leave Alison alone!!


    If anyone around here is going to pinch her butt, it's going to be me!

  • Your BFF Ted

    Alison, "Ouch - Mother Fucker!"


    (Alison angrily rubs her behind)



    Ted, "Where's your green jelly bean!?!?!?"

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