Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Who, What, Where, When, Why: Allergy Edition

Written by Alison | March 18th, 2009 at 11:05 am | Comments

Who… handled shellfish?
What… is that scratching post doing over there?
Where… did all these old, dusty clothes come from?
When… did I do a bump of pollen?
Why… does this pudding taste like peanuts and ragweed?

| Posted in 5 Ws, comedy

  • 10th member of Slipknot
    By word of mouth, I thought I make this my new blog. Please don't haze the rookie.
  • Steve Spagnuolo
    I think I too should change my avatar. Perhaps an avatar within an avatar.
  • Anonymous
    " Curiosity is the mind's attempt to seize a piece of reality to know what is real,what is not real, and what could be real..."
  • Prototype 3: Rise of the Machi
    Geraldo - Yo, that shit's pretty fucking gangsta right there.


    I also found these as I was digging through your photo album:



    Photo 1: http://i42.tinypic.com/2e18uiq...



    Photo 2: http://i41.tinypic.com/xekw9.j...



    Photo 3: http://i39.tinypic.com/21cidrr...



    Photo 4: http://i42.tinypic.com/rle613....



    (Ok, maybe that's not really Geraldo, but it came up in his search!)
  • Toddrod
    I don't really like Alison's new avatar on Twitter, but only because it's kinda fuzzy looking, and its too hard to see it. I think she has a lot better pictures to use for her Twitter avatar! I hope Alison thinks I'm not being a major pain in the ass!


    Toddrod
  • Trapp
    How's this?
  • Falkenhayn
    Who, What, Where, When, Why: Commentary Addiction Edition


    Who.. turned me on to this smak?



    What.. can I do to find more?



    Where.. the he** has my day gone?



    When.. will she frikking blog again?



    Why can't i stop sweating?
  • Brett Jones
    Joe. Alison did change her Twitter avatar recently. I had a brief moment of panic thinking she'd blocked me or something. I mean lets me honest. To be shunned by Alison is something I'm not sure I could survive.


    Personally, I prefer to stay avatar free. It adds to the mysteriousness that surrounds me. That and I'm lazy.
  • Prototype 3: Rise of the Machi
    Yo man, I'm tired of it. Can you change your avatar now? I see too many squirrels on campus already as it is. Perhaps you would consider posting a real photo of yourself? In which case just upload Geraldo Rivera. Thank you.
  • Ted from Accounting (#2000)
    Oh come on Joe! You know you love me new avatar!
  • Trapp
    The stable people keep the same avatar. The rest of us can't keep still long enough.


    But I'm going to stick with this squirrel here for a while, unless people tell me that they're tired of it.



    I don't currently have any pets, but I do have squirrels on the property, so in a way, they're sort of like my pets.



    Pets that run away when they see me coming. Just like any dog or cat that I've ever had!
  • Joe
    Why is everyone here changing their avatar? Thank goodness Alison is the one constant in the universe I can depend upon. My world just wouldn't make sense without you, Ali Ro!
  • Prototype 3: Rise of the Machi
    I was expecting there to be an exploding cat somewhere here.


    Like: "Why...did that cat explode in the hizzouse?"



    What happened? Did you get allergy shots?
  • Ted from Accounting (#2000)
    Brett in da MoFo RosenHouse!
  • alison
    Yes we did!
  • Brett Jones
    I've been away a few days. Did you all miss me? Of course you did.
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