Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Update: I’ll be on Red Eye on Friday

Written by Alison | March 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm | Comments

And I don’t think this date will move around. Also, I’m tired. Also, it’s really cold in New York. Also, this couldn’t be less witty or clever if it tried. Also I had a dream that I was wearing retainers and orthodontic rubber bands. I blame Cathy’s teeth below.

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  • Ted from Accounting
    I'm smelling the return of "Blinky" this week!


    Trust me people it's not Cathy's teeth you have to worry about...it's her third eye! Trust me on this!



    Joe B. Goodlove (coming March 27)....now that has a nice ring to it!
  • Breannaaa
    Toddrod...


    My teeth sparkle! I don't have dental issues, just the fear that my teeth will go back to how they were at age 11. Let's just say I wasn't one who brought all the boys to the monkey bars.





    Or the swings. Or any playground equipment for that matter.
  • Toddrod
    Breannnaaaaaaaaa....


    I suppose it depends on how funky your teeth look now compared to how they will look after you are finished. I'm not sure why, but there are a lot of men who are attracted to young women with dental issues. I'm not sure why, but good luck with that!



    Toddrod
  • Joe
    Hey Alison, it's fitting that you're going to be on Red Eye this Friday, because March 27 is a VERY SPECIAL DAY!
  • Breannaaa
    Let's just clear this up: The act of wearing retainers to bed does not cost one any cool points in the game of life.






    Even at age 20.









    Right?

    I hope.
  • Toddrod
    It Takes Balls said She's so stunning that stun guns are now called Alison Rosen Guns. Okay, tase me bro.


    Ha! I liked that one!



    Toddrod
  • Falkenhayn
    It Takes Balls funny stuff she will probably find it hilarious.


    They should have a Dark-Eyed Beauty episode of Redeye. Guests could include Alison Rosen, Anna David, Natali Del Conte, Julie Banderas... the list could go on and on. They could even find Kerry Howley in Iowa or wherever she went. I miss that girl.



    Oh and, of course, I don't want to forget Bill Schulz.
  • It Takes Balls
    Now that Cathy's teeth are gone, I miss them. Alison Rosen: If comedic genius were a ship, she'd be filled with the finest seamen(I apologize). If comedic talent were a game of battleship, she would blow us all out of the water(I apologize). She's so stunning that stun guns are now called Alison Rosen Guns. Okay, tase me bro.
  • Lauren Ashley
    YAY! I can't wait to see you on Red Eye Friday!!!!! :D
  • Joe
    Cathy should just take her teeth out and put them in a glass at night like the rest of us.
  • Anonymous
    "I'm pretty upset that no one in Fox News is talking about that Family Guy episode the other night so far."
  • DAILY SAVAGE
    Reading your blog makes me wanna watch porn!


    That would be a good intro on Red Eye Thursday night:



    Alison Rosen. Her blog makes you wanna watch porn!
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