Comments on: To The People Who Want Me To Sign Something

By: alison

alison — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:50:00 +0000

Ok, if you want me to sign something or want to snail mail me something send it to me care of:

Josh Flaherty
William Morris Agency
1325 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10019

Don't forget to include a self-addressed stamped envelope!

I look forward to parcel upon parcel!

By: Tedtastic

Tedtastic — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:45:00 +0000

Scott, you can’t have her sign the Marriage License unless I return the divorce certificate for her to sign…it’s just not legal! At this point, I’m only requesting, “Alison Booya Rosen” to be inked across my left bicep…continuing across my shoulder blades and down to my right bicep! This shall be in 2 inch block letters! Down each leg shall be “Blinky” and “Bobo.” I will sport a speedo to the luncheon so all the fans can see!

Thanks 2.0, I’ll grab that magazine and run out of the 7-11 next time I’m in there! They’ve never caught me yet!

By: karpaydm

karpaydm — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:57:00 +0000

This is so cool! I will be sending a marriage license with our names on it. Just sign by the X. Wow, this is like winning the lottery. Only I won't share you with all of my long lost cousins.

My current wife is going to LOVE this.

Wait, you don't smell like Fritos, do you? Cuz THAT would be awesome!

Karpaydm (Scott)

By: Trapp

Trapp — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:34:00 +0000

Everyone's really putting me to shame. The competition is fierce.

So far, requests have been made for perfume, bodily fluids, hair, underwear, and an actual human being. Additionally, Ted wants you to tattoo him, and Toddrod would like to be placed in the oven and baked like a meringue.

I'm backed into a corner, with nowhere else to go.

Alison, you can chop off one of my body parts.

I mean it. You want a tooth? Take it. Rip off one of my eyebrows? Go right ahead. Sever my legs below the knees? My pleasure.

But whatever your choice, please autograph it for me.

By: Tedtastic

Tedtastic — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:32:00 +0000

“Contribute to the cause! (The cause is me trying to get a web show up and off the ground)”

Is this for real!?!?!?! More details! I’m down for the cause but will it be like PalTalk or what?

By: Advanced Prototype 2.0

Advanced Prototype 2.0 — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:29:00 +0000

Ted – Yeah, that’s the one. It’s that 2-page spread of Gina. The interview is right there and at the end, you can see Alison’s name.

Yeah, everything should be sent with a self-addressed stamped envelope. I wouldn’t feel half the man I am today if I were to send it without one. It’s like a date, except with stamps.

By: Tedtastic

Tedtastic — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:18:00 +0000

Also, I went to that website that Anna posted where you learn about your name….did you know for Alison Rosen it said your personal power animal is a Colombian Cougar!?!?! The first time I read it, I thought it said you “were” a Colombian Cougar! Then I was like, she’s not Colombian!

By: Toddrod

Toddrod — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:13:00 +0000

Actually now that I think about it, can you sign Anna David and send her to me?

Toddrod the Meringue

By: David B

David B — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:03:00 +0000

Weird, I’m not sure what you could sign for me. If I was a woman and you were Gene Simmons I would have you sign my boobs, but alas that is only wishful thinking. Hum, I guess you could sign your non-camera ready bra, the one you spoke to Anna about, I guess that would be too strange. I just don’t know, what would you like to sign for me? Ideas….

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:54:00 +0000

I want in!

When you get around to not being lazy just go get a PO Box, they're relatively inexpensive. Or maybe you could have us send the stuff to Fox, Attn: 'Alison Rosen from Red Eye' so they're aware of your ever expanding fan base.

Anyway, I'll even send the Pic of you I want autographed in a self addressed stamped envelope to make it easy for you.