Comments on: News and couches http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:28:54 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: alison http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5874 alison Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:42:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5874 That's just solipsism. Are you sure he's on tomorrow? Or rather, how are you sure? That’s just solipsism. Are you sure he’s on tomorrow? Or rather, how are you sure?

]]> By: DAILY SAVAGE http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5873 DAILY SAVAGE Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:38:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5873 SERIOUS QUESTION FOR ALISON:<br/><br/>What do you think about Andrew WK's teaching/doctrine on positive thinking and the world existing only in your head?<br/><br/>Cool thing is, you can leave a note for Andrew to talk with you about it at Red Eye today since he is on tomorrow's RedEye.<br/><br/><b>~**~</b> SERIOUS QUESTION FOR ALISON:

What do you think about Andrew WK’s teaching/doctrine on positive thinking and the world existing only in your head?

Cool thing is, you can leave a note for Andrew to talk with you about it at Red Eye today since he is on tomorrow’s RedEye.

~**~

]]> By: Toddrod http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5858 Toddrod Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:44:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5858 In all seriousness, I also wanted to say something about when Alison has these occasional serious blogs. I appreciate and welcome these thoughts. When Alison is open about what she is feeling, and that some of her thoughts are about other issues, it really makes her more of a real person to me. I am glad to know that she is not just this wacky television, internet personality. She's capable of feelings and compassion and goodness. Now, if I could only clean up her potty mouth!!<br/><br/>Toddrod the Meringue In all seriousness, I also wanted to say something about when Alison has these occasional serious blogs. I appreciate and welcome these thoughts. When Alison is open about what she is feeling, and that some of her thoughts are about other issues, it really makes her more of a real person to me. I am glad to know that she is not just this wacky television, internet personality. She’s capable of feelings and compassion and goodness. Now, if I could only clean up her potty mouth!!

Toddrod the Meringue

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5857 Ted from Accounting Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:37:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5857 Dude, I just watched the trailer for "The Secret" and I thought the secret was Alison Rosen! Like when those ancient Romans were unscrolling their...scrolls, that your picture would be on it! Crap, I've been misled this whole time! <br/><br/>Well, off to surf the news and search for "The Secret!" Dude, I just watched the trailer for “The Secret” and I thought the secret was Alison Rosen! Like when those ancient Romans were unscrolling their…scrolls, that your picture would be on it! Crap, I’ve been misled this whole time!

Well, off to surf the news and search for “The Secret!”

]]> By: Toddrod http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5856 Toddrod Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:34:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5856 Without pictures, this couch does not exist in my reality. I know that I should believe you, and take what you say for fact. However, I know that you are also an entertainer, Alison. This could be just a huge deception, hoping that we will continue to return in hopes of seeing this couch in the future. Alison, there is no need for these deceptions! I will continue to return for the entertainment value you bring. After all, the smiles at www.alisonrosen.com are free! Danke und Guten Tag!<br/><br/>Toddrod (Die Meringe) Without pictures, this couch does not exist in my reality. I know that I should believe you, and take what you say for fact. However, I know that you are also an entertainer, Alison. This could be just a huge deception, hoping that we will continue to return in hopes of seeing this couch in the future. Alison, there is no need for these deceptions! I will continue to return for the entertainment value you bring. After all, the smiles at http://www.alisonrosen.com are free! Danke und Guten Tag!

Toddrod (Die Meringe)

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5855 Joe Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:32:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5855 Yeah, there was a shooting in Alabama too with 11 people killed. Very sad. <br/><br/>But congrats on the new couch! Can't wait to see a picture. Did Anna tell you she stained a friend's couch when she was in Calif? <br/><br/>Oops, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that!!! Never mind... forget I said anything.<br/><br/>My verification word is BIGMOUTH. Yeah, there was a shooting in Alabama too with 11 people killed. Very sad.

But congrats on the new couch! Can’t wait to see a picture. Did Anna tell you she stained a friend’s couch when she was in Calif?

Oops, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that!!! Never mind… forget I said anything.

My verification word is BIGMOUTH.

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5854 Ted from Accounting Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:29:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5854 Ro Ro, I only get my news from whatever the liberal based Yahoo Top News Stories presents...that's it!<br/><br/>I say enough with bad news...your couch is more interesting to me...especially if you go buy a kitten or a puppy to claw or pee on it! See, I like positive news stories like that! Ro Ro, I only get my news from whatever the liberal based Yahoo Top News Stories presents…that’s it!

I say enough with bad news…your couch is more interesting to me…especially if you go buy a kitten or a puppy to claw or pee on it! See, I like positive news stories like that!

]]> By: ECG http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5853 ECG Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:27:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5853 go ahead and hair up your couch, you hairy beast! (has anyone ever noticed the similiarity between the words hirsuite and hair suit? talk about anamanapoiea! alas, I digress) After all, you and your couch aren't schoolchildren in Germany, so... live a little! Bernie Madoff is going to country club jail for a zillion years! go ahead and hair up your couch, you hairy beast! (has anyone ever noticed the similiarity between the words hirsuite and hair suit? talk about anamanapoiea! alas, I digress) After all, you and your couch aren’t schoolchildren in Germany, so… live a little! Bernie Madoff is going to country club jail for a zillion years!

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5852 Anonymous Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:21:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5852 Ali, it sounds like you need a pick-me up today. Perhaps stopping at the local pet store and looking for a puppy or kitten you can play with for a few minutes may do the trick. Life in general sucks right now for a lot of people in so many different ways. You just need a break from reality now. Keep us smiling Ali even if it is from a light colored couch! You do a great job at it.<br/><br/>Nachista Ali, it sounds like you need a pick-me up today. Perhaps stopping at the local pet store and looking for a puppy or kitten you can play with for a few minutes may do the trick. Life in general sucks right now for a lot of people in so many different ways. You just need a break from reality now. Keep us smiling Ali even if it is from a light colored couch! You do a great job at it.

Nachista

]]> By: karpaydm http://alisonrosen.com/2009/03/news-and-couches/comment-page-1/#comment-5851 karpaydm Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:16:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=1171#comment-5851 Alison, you need to get one of those plastic covers for your couch. I thought it was something that our grandparents used, but (before I moved) my neighbor had it on their white "expensive" couch that they used every day. They were in their 40s. Honestly, who the HELL has those things anymore? I bet having sex on it makes the same sounds that having sex with a blow up doll makes. I honestly wouldn't know, as I have done neither. Or is it both? I always get those two words mixed up.<br/><br/>You could always shave your head and drink only clear fluids. That oughta do the trick.<br/><br/>KarpayDM Alison, you need to get one of those plastic covers for your couch. I thought it was something that our grandparents used, but (before I moved) my neighbor had it on their white “expensive” couch that they used every day. They were in their 40s. Honestly, who the HELL has those things anymore? I bet having sex on it makes the same sounds that having sex with a blow up doll makes. I honestly wouldn’t know, as I have done neither. Or is it both? I always get those two words mixed up.

You could always shave your head and drink only clear fluids. That oughta do the trick.

KarpayDM

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