Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Books, shows and movies as imagined by Nadya Suleman

Written by Alison | March 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 am | Comments

Are we as a culture over Octo Mom? Or is it just me because I talked about it on Geraldo on Oscars night? (Oh, did I mention that already?) Anyway, I made this list even though it feels kind of like a yesterday thing to do. Maybe I’m just moving too fast? Probably. I’m very ahead of my time. In fact I’ve already enjoyed this weekend. I’d tell you what I did but don’t want to cause a tear in the space time continuum. I’m sure you understand. [oh, and cheesy request here but if you like this list please use the Share This button at the bottom to digg it or technorati it or make it delicious or put lip gloss on it or call it Trudie or whatever it is that people do when they do that stuff.]

Books, shows and movies as imagined by Nadya Suleman

What to Expect When You’re Expecting Octuplets

With Eight You Get Eggroll… And Gov’t Assistance

Eight Isn’t Enough

Three Men and a Baby, Plus Seven More Babies, Minus Three Men

He’s Just Not That Into Eight Babies

The Audacity of Hoping No One Notices You’re a Crazy Bitch With Fourteen Children

The Seven Habits of Highly Fertile Women

I Hope They Serve Huggies In Hell

Like Breast Milk For Chocolate

The Unbearable Lightness of Micro-Preemies

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  • Anonymous

    HI-larious!!! Alison AND your posse posters. Excellent!

  • karpaydm

    How about some movies:


    Children of the Corny

    Octopussy Part II

    Scumbag Millionaire

    When Dingos Attack

    There will be Blood Part II

    Snatch Part II

    Back to the Suture

    Thoracic Park

    Oceans Fourteen

    Meet the Parent

    You've Got Males

  • Brett Jones

    Steinbeck inspired:


    The wayward uterus



    The winter of our discomfort



    To a sperm donor Unknown



    Of Mice and Men, plus lots and lots of babys



    Not Steinbeck inspired:



    National Lampoons: Hot dogs down a hallway.





    Here's proof there is a God, and he has a wicked sense of humor. My word verification is Womba.

  • Joe

    More books by Nadya:


    "Who Moved My Diaphragm?"



    "Chicken Soup for the Kids"



    "When I Say No To Sex, I Feel Guilty"



    "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff"



    "The One-Minute Mother"



    "Birth of a Nation"

  • WFG

    The present word verification is peins. Thank you anagrams.

  • WFG

    I'd cast Joe the Plumber as the male lead.

  • Advanced Prototype 2.0

    Sadly, for peeps, not for a while...or even a long time for that matter. And it doesn't look like you're over her, either. You dedicated a whole blog post to that beezy! My mind has been preoccupied with finals for the past week or so, so this square-root-64-wench hadn't really come across my mind. Until this post. Thanks Alison.

  • timdub70

    Nadya and Six Plus Eight.

  • robby

    first! awesome post. maybe you can share this on redeye.

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