Comments on: Before and After phrases that will never appear on Wheel of Fortune

By: Randy

Randy — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:36:00 +0000

I certainly hope you’ve submitted these to McSweeney’s.

By: Jaqob Jackson

Jaqob Jackson — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:06:00 +0000

Oh yeah, speaking of GOLDEN SHOWERS I saw this pic with the caption "A-Rod enjoyss a golden shower". HAHAHAHA

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0009_Layer_7_full.jpg

This Dita Von Teese champagne shower is super hot
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0001_Layer_15_full.jpg

By: Jaqob Jackson

Jaqob Jackson — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:58:00 +0000

Not to pretend that I am the Commander In Chief Offender, but the captcha for this post is FORTARD.

Sounds like a combination of the word FORGET and RETARD.

If you're a forgetful retard then that would make you a fortard.

Don't thank me for that, thank Blogger.

By: Trapp

Trapp — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:11:00 +0000

Very funny.

Is Pat Sajak still the guy who does the show? These would work best if he didn't know about them ahead of time.

I'm not sure which I prefer, the embarrassingly dirty ones, or depressingly horrible ones.

Either way, the studio audience will leave in stunned silence.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:55:00 +0000

Those are great!

I’m trying to think of some and I can’t. I’m mentally constipated this morning.

By: karpaydm

karpaydm — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:55:00 +0000

This is hilarious!

I won't even bother trying to come up with more since yours are so good!

KarpayDM

By: Jaqob Jackson

Jaqob Jackson — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:04:00 +0000

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BRAVO!

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:53:00 +0000

“Contribute it on Listology.com if you want.”

By: Toddrod

Toddrod — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:34:00 +0000

Alison!?!? Your Dad didn't really give you the Before and After phrase that you shared in that tweet, did he?!?!

If it's true, I've totally misunderstood where he comes from for the past few months since I've been following your blog! I'm so embarrassed!

Toddrod

By: Cher

Cher — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:38:00 +0000

Love the list!