Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

The purse I mentioned on Twitter

Written by Alison | February 17th, 2009 at 5:44 pm | Comments

So I mentioned on Twitter that I’d fallen in love with a purse I can’t afford and then everyone was like “what purse? picture?” but I didn’t want to take a photo at Bloomingdales because I’m pretty sure they’ll take you out back and shoot you for doing so and considering my already high profile, that’s really the last thing I need.

How high is my profile? Oh my god you guys, I can barely move about unmolested by the prying eyes of my public. Prying, molesting eyes. Usually the left pries while the right molests. If I happen to catch them in a mirror then it’s reversed. I think. Wait? Hm.

Anyway, here’s the purse:

It’s by L.A.M.B. Did you know that I wrote the first ever national cover story about No Doubt? I did. Be impressed. It doesn’t get my free purses though. But Gwen hugged me at the VMA’s in 1998 and thanked me. It’s like, say it with purses, Gwen. [note: I am JOKING.]
Ooh, look, it also comes in this color.

| Posted in orange county, shopping, twitter

  • Anonymous
    A note to the Little-Big Superstar known as Alison........


    You've talked with:



    Harvey Keitel (feat in. "Taxi Driver".)



    David Schwimmer (feat in . "Friends")



    Bob Saget (feat in. "Full House".)



    Maggie Gyllenhall (feat in. "40 Days and 40 Nights" and a really good Batman movie.)



    Val Kilmer (feat in. the "Salton Sea" and a not so good Batman movie.)



    Rob Lowe (feat in. "The Westwing".)



    Alan Ball (wrote "American Beauty".)



    and Ed Koch (feat in. "Morally Oral". The dramatic and sometimes funny (giggle)retelling behind the interview between Ed Koch and Alison Rosen.Kinda like Frost and Nixon but more like Oliver Stone's "W". In other words, you couldn't tell if your watching a real-life drama or a Saturday Night Live sketch.Was that too much ?)





    ---Hopefully someday you will get Zach Braff, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Larry King, Kelly Ripa, Elizabeth Hasselbeck,Conan O'Brien,Stephan Colbert, the Jonas Brothers and SHia Lebouf (tell him no YES OR NO questions so that in case it's a no, he can at least elaborate on his answers PLEASE.....)
  • Ted, White and Blue
    If I were a purse....that would totally be me...I mean that is a nice purse....oh never mind!
  • Chet Of The Undead
    I didn't want to take a photo at Bloomingdales because I'm pretty sure they'll take you out back and shoot you for doing so and considering my already high profile, that's really the last thing I need.


    Yeaaap they do.



    But at least it's a FABULOUS way to go.....designer spit-shined diamond encrusted hollowpoints, with the diamonds hand placed on the bullets by the tiny hands of Zen-enlightened Nepalese children and a blindfold custom designed for you by Vera Wang.



    Fabulous, Darling truly Fabulous!!
  • JaysonB
    Don't think of it as you can't afford that purse. Think of it as that purse can't afford you.


    At least that's what I tell myself when women turn me down.



    ....not that women turn me down because I can't afford them or anything like that. Because I can afford them. Totally.



    I think I'm digging a hole.
  • Toddrod
    How much? Is it more than $1000? Give us the facts Miss Rosen. Maybe Santa will surprise you for Christmas.


    Toddrod <---not Santa
  • Joe
    Darn, I thought this might be it.
  • David B
    Sounds like you are being watched by Marty Feldman. Oh yea, I would even carry that purse, its nice.
  • KevinC.
    That is a cool purse. Bloomingdales is actually where it's the cheapest (to my knowledge).
  • Jonfun
    I'm not much one for taste but yeah I really don't understand the attraction and appeal of that purse Alison.


    May if it was a mini computer or something I'd dig it. :-)
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