Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Joke help needed

Written by Alison | February 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm | Comments

Because I did Geraldo I missed The Oscars and because I’m lazy I haven’t watched it on DVR yet and because I spend all my time playing with my hair and thinking about how fantastic everything will be when I put the finishing touches on my time machine and travel back to the day before my eye started twitching and I was able to look at myself in the mirror unfettered, I haven’t read too much of the coverage. So tell me, my internet bunions: (thank you Ted for my new favorite term!)

Did anyone wear any beaded monstrosities to the Oscars? I know I have about four female fans. Any of you aware of any beaded action? Or guys, perhaps you might be aware?

Do tell!

I love you more than life itself.

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  • Christian hull

    It was an amazing Oscar extravaganza of fabulous dresses, and awesome tuxes (I'm gay...I know these things!!) Anne Hathaway looked gorgeous, she had jeweled not a beaded dress. Miley Cyrus' beaded dress was gorgeous, but her face wasn't! Beads are out, its all about jewels and crystals and sparkly ,metallic accents this year....

  • David B

    Is "iduche" a cyber feminine product? Not that I would notice this type of thing but Miley's dress was gorgeous!!!! I sort of feel creepy saying that about a 16 y/o's dress, yuck.

  • Anonymous

    Two Post in one--


    ----"(I love you more than life itself). Was that on an Elton John Song ? NO it can't be. Must be from Slayer. I think I'm the only guy here that listens to Slayer [Angel of Death.....]."





    ---"Sean Penn slipped on his wrist invisible yet somehow visible alphabet lace beads that spell out the four letters, S-M-U-G. I wonder what the acronyms stand for."

  • Trapp

    I wish I could help. There's no bigger joke than the Oscars themselves.


    That night, I turned on the tv long enough to catch your Geraldo appearance, then I turned it off and went about my business.



    That's what I think of the Oscars these days. It ain't Bob Hope.

  • Toddrod

    Alison? It's Tuesday. Do you really think people are still talking about the Oscars? :D


    Toddrod



    P.S. karpaydm "iduche" haha I love some of those verification words!

  • karpaydm

    Ok, so my "Word Verification" word for my comment was "iduche". WTF? Alison, are you trying to tell me something?

  • Joe

    Sean Penn wore a hot pink, surprisingly simple Rodarte strapless chiffon gown with swirling draping and beading on the bodice.


    Or so I heard.

  • karpaydm

    I only remember this: Penelope Cruz's dress was 60 years old. I bet she smelled like my grandmother. Or I guess "abuela" in Spanish (if I remember my high school Spanish - and my grandmother - correctly).


    I googled oscars 2009 and beads and found:



    a) Miley Cyrus’ beaded Zuhair Murad dress was mostly white but had tiers of midnight-blue beaded petals.



    b) Freida Pinto (whoever that is) provided a pop of electricity in a beaded blue John Galliano gown with one bejeweled lace sleeve.



    c) Bill Schulz wore a beaded item and was very anal about it, but it was not very easy to make out. He was there as a seat filler - get it? Seat filler? I just had an Alison Rosen "gotta remember this one to use later at a party" joke telling moments. Ah, I kill me!



    Karpaydm (Scott)

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