Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Rejected titles for Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Written by Alison | January 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm | Comments

The Strange Story of Zachary Zipper

The Bizarre Boondoggle of Steven Snaps

The Krazy Kerfuffle of Voldemort Velcro

The Fucked Up Foofaraw of Peter Pullover

The Pear-Shaped Plight of Kevin Kiltpin

The Odd Opus of Dennis Drawstring (note: Andy “I have 700 and something Twitter followers” Levy wrote this one)

The Twisted Tale of Eric Elastic Waistband

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  • coffee

    the bamboozled blunders of sean shoelace

  • Colt V. Ables

    The Fabulous Frenzy of Pedophile Paul

  • Toddrod

    Just for fun:


    The Sofa Story of Apprehensive Alison

  • Ted from Accounting

    The Fucked Up Faux Pas of Frank Frickenshtein (Rated PG)

  • Bingo

    The Phantasmagorical File of Billy Buckle


    The Exposed Exposé of Ned Knot



    The Illogical Illustrations of Sammy Staples



    The Paradoxical Period of Rosie Rivet



    The Demented Diary of Joyce Joist



    The Industrial Implementation of Fanny Fastener



    The Pedophilac Papers of Louis Loop



    The Retractable Receptacle of Benny Butz



    The Pickled Pair of Linus Lacings

  • EDinATL

    Love em, I can't get CCBB references out of my head either now.

  • Anonymous

    since many of thse involve clothing,


    How about:



    1. The Bloodcurdling Quandrary of Boxer Peehole (as in a pee-hole in the boxer.)



    2. "The obtuse chronicle of Leopard Leggings."



    3. "The Bending over of Richard Rippity Pants (rated G with a singalong).



    4. "The Raconteur's yarn of Sylvestor Snitch Stich."



    5. "The enigmatic flash of Betsy Underwire."



    6. "The Prickly issue of Peter Pool Pocket."

  • Mike

    Those were great.




    Hey Allison,



    I didn't know Andy had the time to make 700-some fake Twitter accounts to make him look so cool. *grins*

  • Toddrod

    The Nauseating Narrative of Seamus Suspenders

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