If you happen to read this before you head off to Red Eyeville–I was thinking it would be nice if you started a tradition of somehow subtly letting your adoring fans know we’re in your thoughts every time you’re on show.

Sort of like how Carol Burnett used end each show by tugging on her ear lobe as a gesture to be beloved Grandmother watching at home–letting her know she was thinking of her.

The earlobe thing is already taken so perhaps at some point during your Red Eye appearance you could blow your nose or wipe your brow with a Couch Swatch? Although don’t do both ’cause that would be kinda disgusting.

Just throwing that out there–Have a great show!

Scott

Alison, I think you should call yourself “contributing editor to Page Six magazine, and social commentator.”

I dunno if that helps at all, but if you use it, I’ll feel a sense of self importance.

Toddrod

Professional Hot Chick

Ted’s Internet Girlfriend

Procrastinating Book Writer

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Please Please Please run with that idea I gave you like a year ago! If you’d written that book, you could be plugging it on Red Eye tonight and on your website that doesn’t exist yet! I should so change my career from Nuclear Scientist to Celebrity Agent!

Also, wouldn’t that be cool to hear an introduction of and we have Alison Rosen…professional hot chick! Damn I’m good!

Alison Rosen, osd.

Why deprecation you say? Well, I kinda get the feeling that you are the sort of person who is too analytical of yourself.

I could be wrong and most likely am wrong but hey, such is life. I just blab it how I see it.

See ya later Ali Rose

Better yet, slap Schultz. I don’t care why.