Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Discussions with an existentialist magic 8 ball

Written by Alison | January 28th, 2009 at 8:34 am | Comments

Q: Will today be a good day?
A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?

| Posted in magic 8 ball

  • warrensheehan

    Hitler in the bunker asking the magic8 ball..is today gonna suck.
    magic 8 ball..no

  • warrensheehan

    wow ..you just ran with the magic8 ball...greatness..what did "insert name here"'s 8 ball say...alison this is a breakthru..its not all about you

  • Rod Legojevich

    Perhaps the secret to eternal happiness is in cracking the 8-ball and drinking the blue liquid from inside......


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  • Kevin

    I think your magic 8 ball may be emo?

  • Toddrod

    Q 4 M8B: Should I make fun of Alison's sofa today?


    A: What's the matter with you?!?! Do you think you are in 4th grade still, and making fun of girls is a better approach than saying something nice to them? You, sir, are stoooooopid! Maybe you should send her some nice flowers, and just admit to her that you have these feelings for her. Why not just put yourself out there, and take a chance? Don't be so pathetic with these childish antics. That is all that I'm saying!



    Q 4 M8B: Uh.. what was all that other stuff you just said? It was a lot of stuff, and the words were so small I couldn't read what it all said.



    A: Just go away already!

  • basicmagic

    @alison


    re: "A: Signs point to what is the point of it all?"



    wondering, didn't you get the memo... ?



    2009 is the first year A.B. (After Barack)... and so, your existential angst / nihilism is out of place...



    don't you rejoice in the wonder of the New America?



    vincent, in buffalo

  • Brett Jones

    Just threaten the 8 ball with violence, it'll change it's tune.

  • Michael

    That wasn't funny.

  • Joe

    Me: Should I go to the party Alison invited me to this weekend?
    SpongeBob SquarePants Magic 8 Ball: Sounds Fishy



    I was hoping it would say Crabsolutely

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