Comments on: Need a resolution?

By: annalytical

annalytical — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:08:00 +0000

okay, i’d read a whole book of those. for reals.

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:53:00 +0000

Alison, you're faster than green grass through a goose.

That's an example of my New Year's resolution! Yep, as of January 1 I'm going to start speaking like a southerner. So expect me to start using words like y'all and crawdad and bubba and viddles.

And y'all will start hearing me use phrases like, "Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo" and "You’re lyin’ like a no-legged dog."

And I aim to go on about things and I'll be fixin' to do stuff. And I'll give two hoots and a holler and otherwise carry on.

So it'll be a good year, the Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise.

Now slap my head and call me silly!

By: runmotman

runmotman — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:51:00 +0000

i stopped making New Year’s Resolutions years ago , after i found it was too hard to improve on perfection . Narf .

By: Prototype

Prototype — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:54:00 +0000

“lose the weave, girlfriend” – Wow. This came out of nowhere.

Resolutions never work out. Either too much, or too unrealistic. So, sticking within the boundaries of being realistic, I’m just going to say that I should stop being so tolerant of others’ stupidity and lash out at them more. Especially the people of Los Angeles. Or, stop being so nice and start being more of an ass. I’m tired of being a nice guy.