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How I take cough syrup

[A word about what I’m wearing: Sometimes I like to put on everything I get for Xmas as I get it, hence the necklace with tags. Also, I like to tie bows around my head as I’m opening. Also, I’m not wearing any makeup in these photos, and how!]

HOW I TAKE COUGH SYRUP

1) First I pour it in a spoon.

2) Next, I swallow it.

3) Then I freak out.

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0 Responses to How I take cough syrup

  1. Patrick December 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm #

    Don’t take this the wrong way Boss,but you hella sick.I’m sorry,I hope the nasty cough syrup helps you.

  2. Toddrod December 25, 2008 at 4:00 pm #

    I had an appletini once (after Michelle Collins filled in for Greg Gutfeld on Red Eye a few months ago). That crap made cough syrup taste like kool aid.

    Toddrod

  3. Joe December 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm #

    Wow – I feel like I just had Christmas at the Rosens! It’s better than Christmas at the Vatican – and you don’t have to genuflect.

    Thanks for posting all those pics, Alison!

    My little sister used to put bows on her head while opening presents. After a while we all started putting our bows on her head too. If nothing else, there were fewer things to pick up off the floor later on.

    I haven’t taken cough syrup in years. For some reason I’ve always felt it’s OK to guestimate cough syrup dosage. I guzzle it right out of the bottle (I realize you can’t do that when you live with other people.) I can tell I’ve had enough when the room begins spinning and I start walking kinda sideways. Good times.

    Beautiful tree!!

  4. Ted from Accounting December 25, 2008 at 11:24 pm #

    Alison that bottom photo is by far your best pic ever!

    Merry Christmas to the Rosens and all the bloggers! 🙂

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