Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

My couch is eleven hours old

Written by Alison | November 11th, 2008 at 7:44 pm | Comments

And already I’ve fallen asleep on it and nearly lost the remote control in its butt, or whatever the appropriate furniture term for seam between the cushions is.

Also, I know the couch is much older than eleven hours but I choose to ignore the life it led before we crossed paths.

Also, unrelated, I don’t like video chatting. I just don’t. No thank you, gmail.

| Posted in apartments, couches

  • immolation4U
    Hi Alison, how's about you load a pic of this thing you bought for us to see?
    After weeks and weeks of procrastination, I wanna see what eventually slayed your beast of burden.
  • Joe
    Alison - I just saw that Amber Smith from Celebrity Rehab is going to be on Red Eye tonight. Should be interesting.
  • Brett Jones
    Dear God! Bite you're tongue toddrod. I live for vlogs.
  • Toddrod
    You don't like VIDEO CHATTING?!?! Does this mean no more VLOGS? :(




    Toddrod
  • Joe
    There's nothing in the world like scoring some virgin couch.
  • Brett Jones
    Pre Alison the couch was simply in it's fetal state. Your backside settling into it's cushions was it's birth, bringing into the world making it a real couch. That is assuming it was never a floor model. If it was a floor model then it's more like an adoption, or if the couch becomes difficult and unmanageable a foster couch.




    Word Verification: fling



    Fling? They aren't even trying anymore.
  • :-D Shea
    Congrats, I'm sure you'll both be so happy. :-D
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