Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

I did all my own stunts in this video

Written by Alison | November 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pm | Comments

For example, when the car turns left, that’s totally me turning left!

| Posted in MINIspace, video

Brett Jones

I miss me some AMR.

Brett Jones

The context was your domination of Ellis Henican at the stand-up competition.

Toddrod

That little guy that was in the same competition with you, the little guy with the premature gray hair, was mentioning that he was going to start doing stand up comedy during Andy's halftime report (or was it the end of the show wrap-up? I forget). Then the guys started to tease him a little, saying, "Didn't you lose that comedy competition to Alison?" He gave you props for being really funny, but did not mention the guy masturbating on the salad. (I'm sorry I can't remember that guy's name, but I figured you'd remember from my awesome description of him)

Toddrod

Joe

Ellis Henican was a guest and Greg mentioned that you beat him in the Funniest Reporter Contest. It was at the very end during Andy's post-game wrap-up.

alison

I was? I didn't see it. What happened?

Toddrod

Did anyone notice that Alison was mentioned on Red Eye the other night, even though she was not on the program? I thought that was pretty nice. Greg Gutfeld almost forgot her name.

Toddrod

gkelly

Ali- u r silly! but u look good doing it...as usual.
i told u i thought you were too pretty a year ago. nothing has changed

Joe

Great idea Scott! I have 2 to offer...

(Please say and then spell the words in your best Gary Bushey voice)

Swatch: S-W-A-T-C-H

Simply

Watch

Alison's

Traumatic

Couch

Hell

Food Porn: F-O-O-D-P-O-R-N

Finally

Offers

Other

Detailed

Pictures

Of

Risqué

Nutrition

Scott

Great video Joe!

Maybe we can submit a few acronyms before 'Busey-isms' is published...

C.O.U.C.H.

Couch

Ownership

Usually

Creates

Hostility

Joe

Hey Alison,

THIS will crack you up. I was just laughing my ass off watching it.

Amber has Gary down cold.

Anonymous

What I'm thankful for:

-INternet Abbreviations (LOL)

-MRPREGNANT (http://www.youtube.com/user/mr...

-That Lexus commercial that compares people's memorable childhood gifts with getting a new car in adulthood. (Pretty catchy theme.)

--Torrent (Legal and wrong at the same time !!!)

---LArry King asking his guest uncanny questions.

Example #1

Larry King: So Sarah Palin, how did you feel when you found out your daughter was pregnant.

Sarah Palin:I was, ah, PERSONALLY (Said the word with a tone of emphasis.Personally meaning non of your GAWSH DAMN business Larry !!!!) very very shocked.

Example #2

Larry KIng:So Dr. Sanjay Gupta, which part of INdia are you born?

Dr. Gupta:Ah, No I was born here in the United States, why assume I was born in INdia?

Larry King :Because your INdian that's why.

Dr. Gupta: Ah, so it seems your saying every INdian person was born in INdia then........(Both switched to a totally different topic right away which is about heart failure..)

The next day, he asked Kal Penn the same question.

----Happy thanksgiving to all (except for the little poults whose mother turkey died for this very gracious event...)

Brett Jones

Since you didn't speak a work in this video, were your moderation duties limited to keeping the Germans from drinking themselves into a stupor?

Joe

Very cool video, Alison!

At the end I was expecting the requisite message:

DO NOT ATTEMPT. PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON A CLOSED COURSE.

:o)

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