subject: saw you on M&J
body: so dunb [sic] it hurts. please stop speaking in public.
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My thoughts: It’s funny because I’m insecure about a lot of things but whether I’m “dunb” or not isn’t one of them. In fact, it’s so much not one of them that I almost think it’s plucky and perhaps splashy and maybe a little zany if I’m coming across that way on TV. Sometimes I wish I could be dunb! A dunb person would have a couch already, you know? Because imgnorance is bliss.
Hey Alison, “dunb” is actually a slag street term meaning “awesome, witty, intelligent, beautiful, bordering on god-like.”
And don’t you dare be insecure about anything or I’ll have to drive down to NYC and spank you. And I mean it, young lady!
I’d send you fan mail if I knew were to sent it. All love and no hate though. Well, love and Blow up Alison dolls with uber tan feet and sheep mascots. Mostly love though.