Comments on: An Open Letter to The Bug On My Wall http://alisonrosen.com/2008/06/an-open-letter-to-the-bug-on-my-wall/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:47:10 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2008/06/an-open-letter-to-the-bug-on-my-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-2385 Joe Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:37:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=531#comment-2385 That's so funny!<br/><br/>I have absolutely no mercy on bugs. If they're on the ceiling, I'll drag a chair over so I can get to him. I've also honed my bug-killing skills so I can swish one hard enough to kill it without leaving a mark. It takes intimate knowledge of different types of bugs and taking into account body weight & mass. It's more an art than a science.<br/><br/>OK, I think I'm going to go masticate. That means eat, people. Get your minds out of the gutter! That’s so funny!

I have absolutely no mercy on bugs. If they’re on the ceiling, I’ll drag a chair over so I can get to him. I’ve also honed my bug-killing skills so I can swish one hard enough to kill it without leaving a mark. It takes intimate knowledge of different types of bugs and taking into account body weight & mass. It’s more an art than a science.

OK, I think I’m going to go masticate. That means eat, people. Get your minds out of the gutter!

]]> By: brett http://alisonrosen.com/2008/06/an-open-letter-to-the-bug-on-my-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-2384 brett Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:18:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=531#comment-2384 You just know that little monster is hiding in some dark damp part of your bedroom plotting his revenge (and probably mutating). Which for a bug most likely means walking on your tooth brush or that uncapped lip stick on the bathroom counter, dropping off little bug poo.<br/><br/>My verification word if "burfyp". The verification strings here always sound out like they could be real words. You just know that little monster is hiding in some dark damp part of your bedroom plotting his revenge (and probably mutating). Which for a bug most likely means walking on your tooth brush or that uncapped lip stick on the bathroom counter, dropping off little bug poo.

My verification word if “burfyp”. The verification strings here always sound out like they could be real words.

]]> By: Rbastid http://alisonrosen.com/2008/06/an-open-letter-to-the-bug-on-my-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-2383 Rbastid Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:04:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=531#comment-2383 See a dog is a great alternate for bug spray. Had a spider in the house yesterday and my dog decided he wanted to see what the spider tasted like, it tasted like squish.<br/><br/>You should have a blog like segment on Redeye where you just tell the guys about your week. See a dog is a great alternate for bug spray. Had a spider in the house yesterday and my dog decided he wanted to see what the spider tasted like, it tasted like squish.

You should have a blog like segment on Redeye where you just tell the guys about your week.

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