Comments on: The Goldenrod Footbridge http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/ Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:47:10 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1755 Joe Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:24:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1755 Ted, her name is Janine Driver and they've had her on twice in the last week. I agree with you - she's not that great. <br/><br/>** Update on the search for Alison Rosen **<br/><br/>Ms. Rosen was spotted this afternoon traveling east on Highway 8 near the town of Lakeside. Police set up multiple roadblocks, but Ms. Rosen was able to evade them - at times approaching speeds of 180 mph. <br/><br/>At one point she ran over a series of spike strips, but incredibly she was able to stop and change all four tires before police were able to close in. <br/><br/>Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has requested additional assistance from the National Guard to help in the search. The governor was overheard instructing the men saying, "We move, five meter spread, no sound." Ted, her name is Janine Driver and they’ve had her on twice in the last week. I agree with you – she’s not that great.

** Update on the search for Alison Rosen **

Ms. Rosen was spotted this afternoon traveling east on Highway 8 near the town of Lakeside. Police set up multiple roadblocks, but Ms. Rosen was able to evade them – at times approaching speeds of 180 mph.

At one point she ran over a series of spike strips, but incredibly she was able to stop and change all four tires before police were able to close in.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has requested additional assistance from the National Guard to help in the search. The governor was overheard instructing the men saying, “We move, five meter spread, no sound.”

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1754 Ted from Accounting Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:16:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1754 and another thing...I caught Red Eye last night and they had some girl who tried to do some body language routine and it totally sucked! I couldn't stand to watch that girl (forgot her name). That is totally a Rosen Routine! If it were the world according to Ted B. Goodlove, everything would flow smooth! I'll get my people on the phones and have this body language impostor banned from the show! Can I get a high five on that one fellas? and another thing…I caught Red Eye last night and they had some girl who tried to do some body language routine and it totally sucked! I couldn’t stand to watch that girl (forgot her name). That is totally a Rosen Routine! If it were the world according to Ted B. Goodlove, everything would flow smooth! I’ll get my people on the phones and have this body language impostor banned from the show! Can I get a high five on that one fellas?

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1753 Ted from Accounting Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:05:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1753 Um, let's see! I got up this morning...ran...checked email...decided on lunch...darn, I'm missing something on my routine...what is it? Oh, yes, I remember, Alison Rosen hasn't posted any words of wisdom lately! We miss you! Hope you haven't forsaken your bloggers again! Also, if I recall when I was absent for a bit, you pulled the "mother hen" guilt trip syndrome on me! I'm sure your remodeling a kitchen or have some good excuse like that. :)<br/><br/>Return to us all mighty blog leader! We are like baby birds with our mouths open for your regurgitated words of wisdom (Ok, I stole that line from you).<br/><br/>Hey Joe, I heard there is a slow speed Bronco chase on the freeway maybe they found her! Um, let’s see! I got up this morning…ran…checked email…decided on lunch…darn, I’m missing something on my routine…what is it? Oh, yes, I remember, Alison Rosen hasn’t posted any words of wisdom lately! We miss you! Hope you haven’t forsaken your bloggers again! Also, if I recall when I was absent for a bit, you pulled the “mother hen” guilt trip syndrome on me! I’m sure your remodeling a kitchen or have some good excuse like that. :)

Return to us all mighty blog leader! We are like baby birds with our mouths open for your regurgitated words of wisdom (Ok, I stole that line from you).

Hey Joe, I heard there is a slow speed Bronco chase on the freeway maybe they found her!

]]> By: Joe http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1752 Joe Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:18:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1752 ** RED ALERT **<br/><br/>It's been 4 days since Alison Rosen was last spotted traveling south on US 5 toward Mexico in a late model SUV.<br/><br/>Homeland Security has been notified that she may try to cross the border at any time. She's believed to have a small dog with her who answers to the name of "Tobey". Ms. Rosen should be considered funny and attractive. Approach with extreme caution. Anyone with information is encouraged to contact their local FBI office immediately. <br/><br/>Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff told the NY Post this morning, "We'll find her - it's only a matter of time. All border officials have been notified and they are on full alert. She can run, but she can't hide." ** RED ALERT **

It’s been 4 days since Alison Rosen was last spotted traveling south on US 5 toward Mexico in a late model SUV.

Homeland Security has been notified that she may try to cross the border at any time. She’s believed to have a small dog with her who answers to the name of “Tobey”. Ms. Rosen should be considered funny and attractive. Approach with extreme caution. Anyone with information is encouraged to contact their local FBI office immediately.

Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff told the NY Post this morning, “We’ll find her – it’s only a matter of time. All border officials have been notified and they are on full alert. She can run, but she can’t hide.”

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1751 Anonymous Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:12:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1751 In the spirit of new inventions. This is a good time to introduce my "invention of the month." Granted, this one is kinda silly, but what ideas these days aren't? Okay, here goes: Have a plastic type straw looking thingie that at the end has a clip device that you can slide a potato chip in it so that you can dip your chip into those tall glass dipping whatchamacalits. Yes, you could just as well spoon out the dip into a bowl, but who wants another dish to wash? Also, it would reduce the cheese residue on your fingers. I'll call it the chip dipper. This may have been thought of already, but it's unbeknownst to me.<br/><br/>Michael.<br/>La. In the spirit of new inventions. This is a good time to introduce my “invention of the month.” Granted, this one is kinda silly, but what ideas these days aren’t? Okay, here goes: Have a plastic type straw looking thingie that at the end has a clip device that you can slide a potato chip in it so that you can dip your chip into those tall glass dipping whatchamacalits. Yes, you could just as well spoon out the dip into a bowl, but who wants another dish to wash? Also, it would reduce the cheese residue on your fingers. I’ll call it the chip dipper. This may have been thought of already, but it’s unbeknownst to me.

Michael.
La.

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1749 Anonymous Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:50:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1749 Is that in someone's backyard? It's kinda neeto. Where does the bridge go? John Wayne Airport?<br/><br/>Toddrod Is that in someone’s backyard? It’s kinda neeto. Where does the bridge go? John Wayne Airport?

Toddrod

]]> By: Sweet http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1747 Sweet Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:40:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1747 With a name like Goldenrod Bridge, I would have thought it was made of other, more crotchitally located, body parts With a name like Goldenrod Bridge, I would have thought it was made of other, more crotchitally located, body parts

]]> By: Anonymous http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1745 Anonymous Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:32:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1745 There's just no way to follow that one up. I've been handcuffed. Metaphysically speaking of course. Is that the right word? Who cares.<br/>I'm just gonna list my tracks for the day and get up outta here.<br/><br/>01) Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz.<br/><br/>02) Rebirth of Slick - Digable Planets.<br/><br/>03) Take a picture - Filter.<br/><br/>04) Twilight Zone - Golden Earring.<br/><br/>05) Cumbersome - Seven Mary Three.<br/><br/>06) Tough Guy - The Crystal Method.<br/><br/>Michael.<br/>La.<br/><br/>P.S. Shout out to Alison's folks and Tobey of course. There’s just no way to follow that one up. I’ve been handcuffed. Metaphysically speaking of course. Is that the right word? Who cares.
I’m just gonna list my tracks for the day and get up outta here.

01) Clint Eastwood – Gorillaz.

02) Rebirth of Slick – Digable Planets.

03) Take a picture – Filter.

04) Twilight Zone – Golden Earring.

05) Cumbersome – Seven Mary Three.

06) Tough Guy – The Crystal Method.

Michael.
La.

P.S. Shout out to Alison’s folks and Tobey of course.

]]> By: bradleyejones http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1743 bradleyejones Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:42:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1743 I couldn't read the article because I couldn't stop giggling about goldenrod I kept thinking of a porn spin off of goldfinger.. I couldn’t read the article because I couldn’t stop giggling about goldenrod I kept thinking of a porn spin off of goldfinger..

]]> By: Ted from Accounting http://alisonrosen.com/2008/04/the-goldenrod-footbridge/comment-page-1/#comment-1741 Ted from Accounting Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:02:00 +0000 http://alisonrosen.com/?p=404#comment-1741 "Spartans! Ready your words and type hearty... For tonight, we blog like hell!!!!"<br/><br/>---<br/><br/>Now that was funny Anonymous!<br/><br/>Alison do you have any video of someone wearing loin cloths saying "This is Costa Mesa" and kicking a foreigner over the edge of the bridge? “Spartans! Ready your words and type hearty… For tonight, we blog like hell!!!!”

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Now that was funny Anonymous!

Alison do you have any video of someone wearing loin cloths saying “This is Costa Mesa” and kicking a foreigner over the edge of the bridge?

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